Comments on: Crazy Person or Bluetooth Headset? The Home Game

By: Kilian

Kilian — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:20:05 +0000

On the subject of funniest airport stories;

Husband and wife in mid-thirties looking quite hassled in Gatwick Airport with multiple luggage increments and one obnoxious child form human – husband berating wife, overheard snippet of which: “Our flight is going from Stansted!”

By: TheUnrepentantGunner

TheUnrepentantGunner — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 23:32:53 +0000

wow i cant read on friday. has it really only been 2 drinks for me. totally missed the and.

thats all for now

By: TheUnrepentantGunner

TheUnrepentantGunner — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 23:30:12 +0000

well, clearly the sister game forgot option 3

“bluetooth headset AND douche-bag.”

in fact, option 3 would be the default choice.

By: LeeD

LeeD — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 21:19:13 +0000

Damn. There goes all the anger management visualization I did this afternoon. You hit a real nerve with this one.

http://businessopinions.blogspot.com/2007/03/bluetooth-or-crazy-is-there-difference.html

By: Wacktack

Wacktack — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 20:53:12 +0000

“In business flight terminals, you can play the sister game Bluetooth Headset and/or Total D-Bag.”

I’d say it’s more often both than either.

By: Mr Juggles

Mr Juggles — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 17:31:57 +0000

And D-bag it sounds like.

By: Coop

Coop — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 16:59:49 +0000

Allow me to me describe the funniest thing I have ever seen in an airport:
A man, mid thirties, sits in the airport terminal waiting area wearing a natty leather jacket and a stupid looking baseball hat. I gather from his bluetooth conversation that he is 1) Drunk (at noon) and 2) A computer programmer. So far this looks promising. I am not dissapointed. Just as drunk programmer’s tech-assistance call to his girlfriend reaches boiling point, a young, mildly attractive girl sits down directly across the seating aisle from him. She is not more than four feet away from his face. Suddenly, the programmer becomes animated, gesturing wildly with his hands, spit flying from his mouth. Because he is on a bluetooth headset, he is not constrained to one-hand gesturing. What makes this hilarious is that he is sitting forward in his seat, staring straight ahead, and screaming about booting the OS and such, about one foot from aformentioned girl’s face, screaming directly at her, his eyes vacantly staring straight ahead. From ten feet away, it looked like an abusive relationship. The girl practically broke her neck to avoid eye contact. In this case, I delivered the following verdict: Bluetooth Headset AND Crazy Person.