Comments on: Diversify into Mackerel http://longorshortcapital.com/diversify-into-mackerel.htm We dividend our ad money to you. Thu, 11 Mar 2010 05:51:52 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: mac wolf http://longorshortcapital.com/diversify-into-mackerel.htm/comment-page-1#comment-111072 mac wolf Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:05:10 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/diversify-into-mackerel.htm#comment-111072 who can predict this bracket? http://www.techcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/septembermadnessb.jpg who can predict this bracket?

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]]> By: Platinumfinger http://longorshortcapital.com/diversify-into-mackerel.htm/comment-page-1#comment-110862 Platinumfinger Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:22:51 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/diversify-into-mackerel.htm#comment-110862 Found this on Campaignforliberty.com: NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS CEO - Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO - Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower. P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. BROKER -- What my broker has made me. STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell. STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock. STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves. FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected. MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks. CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share. WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share. INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse. PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use. Found this on Campaignforliberty.com:

NEW STOCK MARKET TERMS

CEO – Chief Embezzlement Officer.

CFO – Corporate Fraud Officer.

BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET — A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING — The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO — The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

BROKER — What my broker has made me.

STANDARD & POOR — Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST — Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT — When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

FINANCIAL PLANNER — A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

MARKET CORRECTION — The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW– The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

YAHOO — What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

WINDOWS — What you jump out of when you’re the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR — Past year investor who’s now locked up in a nuthouse.

PROFIT — An archaic word no longer in use.

]]> By: Platinumfinger http://longorshortcapital.com/diversify-into-mackerel.htm/comment-page-1#comment-110857 Platinumfinger Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:02:41 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/diversify-into-mackerel.htm#comment-110857 Well – now I know where to go long - but what about short positions? The SEC and other regulators prohibit shorting on equities and bonds and if I buy puts I have an enormous counterparty-risk. So what should I short? Well – now I know where to go long – but what about short positions? The SEC and other regulators prohibit shorting on equities and bonds and if I buy puts I have an enormous counterparty-risk. So what should I short?

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