Comments on: Filing a $1.65 TRILLION Lawsuit is a Cry For Help by the RIAA

By: Johnny Debacle

Johnny Debacle — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 15:43:56 +0000

Id invest in “asset” assets, Im an outlier.

By: Drinky McDiligence

Drinky McDiligence — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 15:26:50 +0000

We’ve formed a quorum and decided that if we could only invest in one asset class it would be boobies.

By: Goldman Slacks

Goldman Slacks — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 23:49:41 +0000

yes, it’s quite worrysome. my workplace has a very conservative culture. i don’t think felchism was covered in our non-discrimination workshop during training. thanks for the advice on the lawsuit. i’m going to hire my lawyer friends over at Morrison & Foerster (mofo.com).

By: Mr Juggles

Mr Juggles — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 13:30:40 +0000

It seems like your workplace is actively discriminating against felching, which in my book makes the lot of them felcherists. A prejudice is a prejudice. Consider filing a 4 trillion suit against your firm.

Also, bon pantalons.

By: Goldman Slacks

Goldman Slacks — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 00:30:58 +0000

great article. i managed to blurt out on the trading floor what “felching” meant. needless to say, i had a quick meeting with the md soon afterwards.

By: Mr Juggles

Mr Juggles — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 22:06:51 +0000

If we could invest in one people asset class, it would probably be lawyers. If there was one people asset class we would destroy with lasers if given the chance, it would probably be lawyers.

By: HarlemHaberdasher

HarlemHaberdasher — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 21:45:43 +0000

“…there is implicit…the idea that the RIAA stakeholders are worth a minimum of $1.65 trillion plus whatever fair market values would peg them at.”

For a firm originally valued at 100 billion, max? If that’s not value-added, I don’t know what is. Those lawyers are in the wrong business.

By: Mr Juggles

Mr Juggles — Tue, 09 Jan 2007 03:20:53 +0000

Tom pegged the day he said that as the day he was officially old.

By: Lee D

Lee D — Tue, 09 Jan 2007 02:14:06 +0000

Tom Leher once pronounced that the day Kissinger recieved the Nobel Peace Prize was the day Satire died.

Since the real world is now so preposterous that we no longer need satire, I am going short The Onion, The Daily Show & The Colbert Report.

In addition, every time Will Ferrell does his GW Bush impression I am going to be playing the spread between the people who know it’s not really Dubya and the people who don’t.

By: DealBreaker.com

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