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By: Diversify Your Investments. No, Really, We Mean It — Automatic Finances

Diversify Your Investments. No, Really, We Mean It — Automatic Finances — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 12:22:16 +0000

[...] But picking the right basket is the trick, right? Satirical website Long Or Short Capital parodied that mindset when they posted their Four Simple Steps To Becoming A Billionaire: [...]

By: Four Step Plan - How to Become a Billionaire by Long or Short Capital « Help with investing in options, promissory notes, & living life

Thu, 07 May 2009 09:39:45 +0000

[...] in results was this link I thought was interested with Long or Short Capital blog with it’s four steps to become a billionaire and what billionaires need to do. One main suggestion was to be outrageous. I thought it was [...]

By: Paul Meyer

Paul Meyer — Thu, 07 May 2009 06:03:12 +0000

Hi. I don’t know if this site is a joke or not but I liked it. I especially liked Rule #1 for Western World Vision. If you don’t take bigger risks then others you aren’t going to be different then anyone else. You surely can not make a billion dollars from just trading a normal account in average ways. Financial derivatives are a great way to increase cash faster.

Anyway. Everyone is always saying I’m ridiculous with my outrageous plans. Tell me what you think:

http://financeninja.wordpress.com/2007/01/14/how-to-become-a-millionaire-in-10-months-updated/

thanks, Paul

By: Mr. Keith.A.Choice Jr.

Mr. Keith.A.Choice Jr. — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 00:24:08 +0000

If these steps is true i just want to learn about the financial risks, the plans, the steps, the whole nine yards on become a "succesful billionaire" Thank you all and for those that accomplish their plans may god bless them and for the ones thats following the steps like myself may god open the doors for our success. sincerly. Mr. Keith.A.Choice P.S may god bless all.

By: newyorker

newyorker — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 23:49:50 +0000

1 in 500 million? Surely its closer to 1 in 50 million. Or perhaps, 1 in 5 million of those who really do take outrageous risks.

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By: Guerilla Billionaire™

Guerilla Billionaire™ — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 22:25:25 +0000

There’s a Russian film about how their first wave of billionaires (aka oligarchs) came to be. It’s titled Tycoon. It’s in Russian with subtitles and very dry. In other words, don’t rent it unless you are really, really, really interested in the subject.

By: Valery

Valery — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:03:13 +0000

I do completely agree with that you have written in this post. Most importantly, we need practice what we preach.

By: Ersen

Ersen — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 05:27:18 +0000

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By: jinadu dehinde

jinadu dehinde — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:45:58 +0000

i am an undergarduate in an african university,studying mechanical engineering,all i think of everyday is to become a billionaire , but i am not getting the direction…………. help me out

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7 habits of highly successful people « minucias — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 07:32:07 +0000

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By: Humble Money » Blog Archive » links for 2007-12-04

Humble Money » Blog Archive » links for 2007-12-04 — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 04:26:28 +0000

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By: ejezie ernest

ejezie ernest — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 15:40:14 +0000

i like to be billionaire please help me to acommplish it.

thanks
with best regards
ernest ejezie.

By: StockKevin

StockKevin — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 18:50:53 +0000

This post is hilarious and it has truth in it! Great post, I’ve linked it on my blog.

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Sat, 11 Aug 2007 09:41:51 +0000

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By: Karen Jones

Karen Jones — Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:07:26 +0000

You forgot the fifth. Marry a (successful) hedge fund manager. You can find them in Connecticut. According to Vanity Fayre last year, most are busy doing refits of old established houses down there, so they should be home.

By: Marc and Angel » Links Worth Checking Out 1-7-07

Marc and Angel » Links Worth Checking Out 1-7-07 — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 00:00:02 +0000

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By: DR. ARTFREDO C. ABELLA-COMMISSION ON AUDIT, PHILIPPINES UC

DR. ARTFREDO C. ABELLA-COMMISSION ON AUDIT, PHILIPPINES UC — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 02:44:29 +0000

Let me recommend four simple steps to become a billionaire:
1. Create a business that serves a higher purpose in life. Create an educational institution or organization that resolves or makes researches for the cure of HIB or cancer.
2. Produce products or goods which has no competitor that means your institution has the monopoly of the market.
3. Associate with billionaires and seek their advice on how to attain and become a billionaire.
4. Attuned your minds to solve complex problems of business or firms. Institutionalist are willing to absorved partners in a lucrative business firms whose partner could be relied on solving complex problems.
5. Be willing to take risks in business. The greater the risk the greater is the reward.
6. Resolved to become a billionaire and attain it no matter what the consequences will be. Billionaires are people with a stick-to-itiveness attitude in life.
7. Realize that the inherent qualities of empires, royalties, dynasties and palaces are problems, risks, intricacies and ambivalence. People who realize these inherent qualties and are well trained and educated to face them will naturally become billionaires.
8. Tour and have a vacation around the world. Life is too short to procrastinate.

By: Send Money Online » Carnival of Personal Finance #71

Send Money Online » Carnival of Personal Finance #71 — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 17:08:25 +0000

[...] Four Simple Steps to Becoming a Billionaire at Long or Short Capital Tongue in cheek about becoming a billionaire. I had a little chuckle with this one. [...]

By: MillionDollarCountDown

MillionDollarCountDown — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:15:25 +0000

LOL…very cool article. I need to up my risk taking factors

By: hejustlaughs

hejustlaughs — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 22:07:33 +0000

http://www.endlessgibberish.com/2006/10/carnival-of-investing-45_23.html

By: Carnival of Personal Finance #71 - Fat Pitch Financials

Carnival of Personal Finance #71 - Fat Pitch Financials — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 19:33:09 +0000

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By: Patent Baristas

Patent Baristas — Mon, 23 Oct 2006 14:28:36 +0000

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By: Lazy Man and Money

Lazy Man and Money — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 16:02:06 +0000

I think Netscape had most of the right bets, the problem is that they tried to sell their product to businesses while Microsoft could give it away for free. Without income Netscape had problems competing. It makes me wonder what would happen if someone released a free Windows-clone or a free Office clone before Microsoft became the standard that all businesses seem to adhere to.

By: Mr Juggles

Mr Juggles — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 01:01:13 +0000

Checking your comment on that site you stray in a wrong direction with your analogy to Netscape.

Netscape is more comparable to say, Amaranth. They had some bets that would be right, they were just too far into the future and/or at an indeterminate time in the future which they weren’t positioned to survive until.

By: Lazy Man and Money

Lazy Man and Money — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 23:12:30 +0000

It’s funny, but I was just saying a similar thing to your Western World Version on http://www.afterreadingrichdadpoordad.com in the comment section about how Trump wants to make Americans rich.

By: Futuristic Play by Andrew Chen

Futuristic Play by Andrew Chen — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 22:18:52 +0000

Funny article about rich people…

This made me laugh: Four Simple Steps to Becoming a Billionaire. As many folks in usability / user experience know, don’t listen to self-reporting. People are very bad at explaining why they did something, and instead, you have to watch…