Comments on: High-End Female Asset Analysis http://longorshortcapital.com/high-end-female-asset-analysis.htm We dividend our ad money to you. Thu, 11 Mar 2010 05:51:52 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Pleb http://longorshortcapital.com/high-end-female-asset-analysis.htm/comment-page-1#comment-112635 Pleb Tue, 14 Oct 2008 16:24:20 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/high-end-female-asset-analysis.htm#comment-112635 Ahhh... one of the Master[bators] of the Universe weighs in with some apt financial commentary. Ahhh… one of the Master[bators] of the Universe weighs in with some apt financial commentary.

]]> By: hurricane http://longorshortcapital.com/high-end-female-asset-analysis.htm/comment-page-1#comment-112121 hurricane Sun, 12 Oct 2008 16:40:38 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/high-end-female-asset-analysis.htm#comment-112121 all of you low testosterone-low faggets are such tiny mating bone heads. Your problems STEM from not being able to get a decent FUCKING CUNTto lick and slobber over your smelly shitty dicks. You, you and especially YOU, think you know so fuppin much about women. LOOK AT YOU DUM,B ASSES NOW1111 WHICH MALE ADUYLT FUCKED YOU IN THE BUTTHOLE? HUH? TAKE THAT TO YOUR MOTHER'S BANK AND SUCK IT UNTIL HER DRIED UP CUNT FECALIZED ASS JUICE ENTERS YOUR GDMFBIGDWIGHT NOSTRILS. GET A FUCKIN' LIFE. YOU GUYS ARE SO LOW DOWN AND DIRTY. I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOU SHITTY LIVES. HAVE FUN. SEE YAH. AND YOU...FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU DON'T HAVE. all of you low testosterone-low faggets are such tiny mating bone heads.

Your problems STEM from not being able to get a decent FUCKING CUNTto lick and slobber over your smelly shitty dicks.

You, you and especially YOU, think you know so fuppin much about women. LOOK AT YOU DUM,B ASSES NOW1111 WHICH MALE ADUYLT FUCKED YOU IN THE BUTTHOLE? HUH? TAKE THAT TO YOUR MOTHER’S BANK AND SUCK IT UNTIL HER DRIED UP CUNT FECALIZED ASS JUICE ENTERS YOUR GDMFBIGDWIGHT NOSTRILS.

GET A FUCKIN’ LIFE. YOU GUYS ARE SO LOW DOWN AND DIRTY. I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOU SHITTY LIVES. HAVE FUN. SEE YAH. AND YOU…FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU DON’T HAVE.

]]> By: jagorev http://longorshortcapital.com/high-end-female-asset-analysis.htm/comment-page-1#comment-112116 jagorev Sun, 12 Oct 2008 15:40:10 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/high-end-female-asset-analysis.htm#comment-112116 An article that proves part of your thesis - prostitutes, though not the high-end type, are still doing fine: <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/money/2008/10/11/2008-10-11_prostitution_has_not_suffered_dropoff_de.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.nydailynews.com/money/2008/10/11/2008-10-11_prostitution_has_not_suffered_dropoff_de.html</a> An article that proves part of your thesis – prostitutes, though not the high-end type, are still doing fine:

http://www.nydailynews.com/money/2008/10/11/2008-10-11_prostitution_has_not_suffered_dropoff_de.html

]]> By: Sully http://longorshortcapital.com/high-end-female-asset-analysis.htm/comment-page-1#comment-111368 Sully Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:51:10 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/high-end-female-asset-analysis.htm#comment-111368 Are any of these groups included in the short-selling ban? Long swap activity on female assets. Are any of these groups included in the short-selling ban? Long swap activity on female assets.

]]> By: Anal_yst http://longorshortcapital.com/high-end-female-asset-analysis.htm/comment-page-1#comment-111122 Anal_yst Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:15:59 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/high-end-female-asset-analysis.htm#comment-111122 @ Strattie Ditto (well not so high-end, but I digresss). As far as intra-sector rotation, I'd expect to see significant migration from the Penthouses Executive Clubs of the world to the P*ssycat Lounges, Stiletto (all-n00d place by the Track/Giants Stadium, uh, I'm told), etc. Long 40's, short Goose. @ Strattie

Ditto (well not so high-end, but I digresss). As far as intra-sector rotation, I’d expect to see significant migration from the Penthouses Executive Clubs of the world to the P*ssycat Lounges, Stiletto (all-n00d place by the Track/Giants Stadium, uh, I’m told), etc.

Long 40’s, short Goose.

]]> By: The Epicurean Dealmaker http://longorshortcapital.com/high-end-female-asset-analysis.htm/comment-page-1#comment-111116 The Epicurean Dealmaker Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:54:38 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/high-end-female-asset-analysis.htm#comment-111116 While we're on the topic, here is an old joke which is one of Mrs. Dealmaker's favorites: Q: What does each of a hooker, a mistress, and a wife say after sex? A: The hooker says, "Did you enjoy that?" The mistress says, "Did you enjoy that as much as I enjoyed that?" And the wife says, "Beige. I think I'm going to have the ceiling painted beige." While we’re on the topic, here is an old joke which is one of Mrs. Dealmaker’s favorites:

Q: What does each of a hooker, a mistress, and a wife say after sex?

A: The hooker says, “Did you enjoy that?” The mistress says, “Did you enjoy that as much as I enjoyed that?” And the wife says, “Beige. I think I’m going to have the ceiling painted beige.”

]]> By: Strattie http://longorshortcapital.com/high-end-female-asset-analysis.htm/comment-page-1#comment-111079 Strattie Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:50:23 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/high-end-female-asset-analysis.htm#comment-111079 Allocated a portion of portfolio into a high end private gents club last week to meet said demands on the high end hookers. Trailing? Long divorce lawyers and marriage councilors, as well as Spacers, adult toys, Afghan opioids, guns, and lingerie for the desperate: Fredricks of Hollywood. Short churches, high end retailers, jewelers, wedding performers, banquet halls, flower shops, photographers, bakeries. Allocated a portion of portfolio into a high end private gents club last week to meet said demands on the high end hookers.

Trailing?

Long divorce lawyers and marriage councilors, as well as Spacers, adult toys, Afghan opioids, guns, and lingerie for the desperate: Fredricks of Hollywood. Short churches, high end retailers, jewelers, wedding performers, banquet halls, flower shops, photographers, bakeries.

]]> By: HelicalZz http://longorshortcapital.com/high-end-female-asset-analysis.htm/comment-page-1#comment-111076 HelicalZz Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:31:40 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/high-end-female-asset-analysis.htm#comment-111076 As with all things, high-end Mom warned you this is how you'd end up. P.S. - Be on the lookout for Warren Buffett in drag. His (her?) seductions are both tempting and revolting. As with all things, high-end Mom warned you this is how you’d end up.

P.S. – Be on the lookout for Warren Buffett in drag. His (her?) seductions are both tempting and revolting.

]]> By: Paleofish http://longorshortcapital.com/high-end-female-asset-analysis.htm/comment-page-1#comment-111075 Paleofish Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:27:58 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/high-end-female-asset-analysis.htm#comment-111075 Brilliant analysis. We anticipate new entry into the High-end Hooker segment, primarily due to the projected shift in asset allocation but also because a recessionary economy makes High-end Hooking a more attractive proposition for laid-off pharmaceutical salespersons, Bennigan's waitstaff, former High-end Girlfriends, etc. This will drive down Hooking margins and benefit Man. We are upgrading Man to outperform. Brilliant analysis. We anticipate new entry into the High-end Hooker segment, primarily due to the projected shift in asset allocation but also because a recessionary economy makes High-end Hooking a more attractive proposition for laid-off pharmaceutical salespersons, Bennigan’s waitstaff, former High-end Girlfriends, etc. This will drive down Hooking margins and benefit Man. We are upgrading Man to outperform.

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