Comments on: How to Say All Their Money is Gone http://longorshortcapital.com/how-to-say-all-their-money-is-gone.htm We dividend our ad money to you. Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:35:58 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: wrong http://longorshortcapital.com/how-to-say-all-their-money-is-gone.htm/comment-page-1#comment-36760 wrong Tue, 07 Aug 2007 23:17:08 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/how-to-say-we-lost-all-your-money.htm#comment-36760 w00t, BSAM uses the 13th floor conference rooms with the curved stairways to the executive dining room. That's if they haven't moved their offices yet. Yes, BSAM has grown so much that they don't fit in the Bear building. w00t,

BSAM uses the 13th floor conference rooms with the curved stairways to the executive dining room. That’s if they haven’t moved their offices yet.

Yes, BSAM has grown so much that they don’t fit in the Bear building.

]]> By: Fortuitous Oddity » Blog Archive » Guns and Butter http://longorshortcapital.com/how-to-say-all-their-money-is-gone.htm/comment-page-1#comment-36660 Fortuitous Oddity » Blog Archive » Guns and Butter Tue, 07 Aug 2007 05:59:13 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/how-to-say-we-lost-all-your-money.htm#comment-36660 [...] pair of hilarious letters mocking the big brokerage meltdown from Long or Short [...] [...] pair of hilarious letters mocking the big brokerage meltdown from Long or Short [...]

]]> By: Mr Juggles http://longorshortcapital.com/how-to-say-all-their-money-is-gone.htm/comment-page-1#comment-35963 Mr Juggles Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:18:52 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/how-to-say-we-lost-all-your-money.htm#comment-35963 Re: Dividends, we can't comment on that. We are in a dark period vis-a-vis communicating our financial condition until earning are announced. I definitely couldn't say that our results are incredible and I would never say that in no way could your dividends be at risk due to sub-prime mortgage exposure. In no way, could I say things like that. Even if they are true. Which they are. But I couldn't say that due to SEC regulations so I'm going to. Re: Dividends, we can’t comment on that. We are in a dark period vis-a-vis communicating our financial condition until earning are announced. I definitely couldn’t say that our results are incredible and I would never say that in no way could your dividends be at risk due to sub-prime mortgage exposure. In no way, could I say things like that. Even if they are true. Which they are. But I couldn’t say that due to SEC regulations so I’m going to.

]]> By: Mr Juggles http://longorshortcapital.com/how-to-say-all-their-money-is-gone.htm/comment-page-1#comment-35962 Mr Juggles Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:14:41 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/how-to-say-we-lost-all-your-money.htm#comment-35962 We came across that long after we decided to deal with that amazing Bear Stearns letter (we linked to that series in the previous comments). It left us conflicted, mainly because McSweeneys is the best thing on the web (Excluding producers of abstract financial advisory services), but then it was a screw it situation, and it we screwed amazingly. We will have more amazing pieces on BSAM. We came across that long after we decided to deal with that amazing Bear Stearns letter (we linked to that series in the previous comments). It left us conflicted, mainly because McSweeneys is the best thing on the web (Excluding producers of abstract financial advisory services), but then it was a screw it situation, and it we screwed amazingly.

We will have more amazing pieces on BSAM.

]]> By: richard roma http://longorshortcapital.com/how-to-say-all-their-money-is-gone.htm/comment-page-1#comment-35952 richard roma Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:39:22 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/how-to-say-we-lost-all-your-money.htm#comment-35952 Mr Juggles, Please level with us. Is the $3.65 dividend at risk here by LS/C's investment into sub-par debt instruments? Mr Juggles,

Please level with us. Is the $3.65 dividend
at risk here by LS/C’s investment into sub-par
debt instruments?

]]> By: Sean http://longorshortcapital.com/how-to-say-all-their-money-is-gone.htm/comment-page-1#comment-35915 Sean Wed, 01 Aug 2007 04:46:35 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/how-to-say-we-lost-all-your-money.htm#comment-35915 See also http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2007/7/27kennedy.html See also http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2007/7/27kennedy.html

]]> By: w00t http://longorshortcapital.com/how-to-say-all-their-money-is-gone.htm/comment-page-1#comment-35841 w00t Tue, 31 Jul 2007 18:26:59 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/how-to-say-we-lost-all-your-money.htm#comment-35841 ...and while you, the client, sends the money to these money managers, they will recommend a visit to their 39th floor where, upon arriving, investment bankers dressed in thomas pink and armani will hand you a book that will illustrate the synergies of a corn field in Wisconsin and you, leader of investing in all things awesome. somehow it makes sense to you, and you hand over another check to the same money manager you previously visited. luckily, optimization of your cash flow doesnt stop here. The consultants on the 45th floor will recommend a reorganization of your assets and expenditures. after having a few brief interviews with lucky, your dog, it was deemed appropriate that he be "let go". Now, with fewer occupants, the consultants suggest selling your home, which will allow you to net a large one-time gain and putting it towards growing your investment portfolio. …and while you, the client, sends the money to these money managers, they will recommend a visit to their 39th floor where, upon arriving, investment bankers dressed in thomas pink and armani will hand you a book that will illustrate the synergies of a corn field in Wisconsin and you, leader of investing in all things awesome. somehow it makes sense to you, and you hand over another check to the same money manager you previously visited. luckily, optimization of your cash flow doesnt stop here. The consultants on the 45th floor will recommend a reorganization of your assets and expenditures. after having a few brief interviews with lucky, your dog, it was deemed appropriate that he be “let go”. Now, with fewer occupants, the consultants suggest selling your home, which will allow you to net a large one-time gain and putting it towards growing your investment portfolio.

]]> By: boston http://longorshortcapital.com/how-to-say-all-their-money-is-gone.htm/comment-page-1#comment-35833 boston Tue, 31 Jul 2007 16:45:33 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/how-to-say-we-lost-all-your-money.htm#comment-35833 Looks like Sowood could use this little letter about now too. Looks like Sowood could use this little letter about now too.

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