I Gave $1000 to Ron Paul, Check One

by Johnny Debacle

I gave $1000 to Ron Paul. That makes me:

  • An idiot
  • An asshole
  • A progressive
  • Half-white
  • What’s a progressive
  • Someone whose fallback choice is Obama
  • Cruel, since so many people are suffering and could use it more
  • A pure dollar voter

Also note that Sunday is the Tea Party ‘07 and Juggles, Kaiser, and me JD will be participating. Maybe you should too, I mean if that’s what you’re into?

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Comments

  1. GameOver
    December 13th, 2007 | 6:26 pm

    Money talks so lets give RP a godd@mn mega phone…

  2. December 13th, 2007 | 6:48 pm

    I’ll go with (2), (5) and (8), with (7) also a strong possibility.

    I am personally extremely bearish on compassion, and I am getting pretty bearish on Mishkin academic “genius” too.

    Regardless, we definitely need more asshole non-compassion running this country and less Larry Summers “maintenance of demand.” (I have really learned to detest that c-word)

  3. Mark
    December 13th, 2007 | 7:07 pm

    Ron Paul? You mean, the guy who thinks that banks shouldn’t create money?

  4. December 13th, 2007 | 9:08 pm

    No. The other Ron Paul.

    f*cktard

  5. ooh
    December 13th, 2007 | 9:35 pm

    Ooh, the other Ron Paul. http://www.ronpaul.com

    But why would you give him money?

  6. RichL
    December 13th, 2007 | 9:57 pm

    To further equality of opportunity, you could give $1000. here.-

    http://www.rupaul.com/

  7. James
    December 13th, 2007 | 10:07 pm

    You are not alone in your support for Paul.

    http://bloggersforpaul.blogspot.com/

  8. December 13th, 2007 | 10:44 pm

    A thousand bucks?

    Shiite. I’m a piker.

  9. bothersome
    December 14th, 2007 | 4:39 am

    he really is the man

  10. cheese
    December 14th, 2007 | 7:19 am

    hilarious. although i’d say the rest are true for the majority, i’m pegging you as #8, and #6

  11. ejs
    December 14th, 2007 | 10:51 am

    9-Miniballer– You are so MB that you can burn $1m on a candidate with no chance.

  12. To The Hilt
    December 14th, 2007 | 11:44 am

    I hope you understand what you’ve gotten yourself into.

    I sense a new records for comments.

  13. December 14th, 2007 | 11:54 am

    “This is my quest
    To follow that star
    No matter how hopeless
    No matter how far

    To fight for the right
    Without question or pause
    To be willing to march into Hell
    For a heavenly cause”

    Also no way we pass the Passey comments. Her legion was still posting how beautiful she was like months after, which made it even more compelling to short her attractiveness.

  14. Mere Puffery
    December 14th, 2007 | 12:38 pm

    Cartman: not getting it, and yet providing a springboard for more jokes to not get. A Grace Kelly for our day.

  15. December 14th, 2007 | 12:39 pm

    Passing Passey will be hard, but the Paultards, if poked periodically, might just do it.

    About one out of every three things the man has to say makes sense. The other two? Batshit crazy.

    Presidential material? No.

    Alternative use for the $100, instead of TeaParty07? Setting it aflame.

  16. PBJ
    December 14th, 2007 | 5:13 pm

    Or Kucinich. As opposed to torching it. That would be a good use for it. No increase in CO2 ya see.

  17. huck
    December 14th, 2007 | 5:52 pm

    A G for Ron leaves no question as to your magnificent money-baller status.

    I have found new, greater appreciation for this fine blog.

    There are a lot more RP supporters out there, but not all of them have the balls to make it public.

  18. born to lose
    December 14th, 2007 | 6:39 pm

    Isn’t Ron Paul that crossdresser?

    Work it, girl!

  19. GPT
    December 14th, 2007 | 7:39 pm

    I’m $10k in for Ron Paul through all the pet projects at ronpaulforums.com and my $2300.

    New found respect her for the LoS guys…if you are in NYC there is a huge party at Ron Paul HQ tomorrow night 10PM 29th and 10th Ave to usher in the Tea Party at midnight.

    Ratio is usually good, I’d say 45% girls 55% guys for a political party/fundraiser…and activists/libertarian-minded chicks are always nuts—makes for a lot of fun.

  20. mini ballerette.
    December 17th, 2007 | 1:11 pm

    I’m banking on 1 and 2.

    There’s pretty much zero question as to how white you are with a name like Johnny Debacle.

  21. December 18th, 2007 | 11:21 am

    I’d agree with you if not for the silent and inivisible accent egu over the E in Debacle. Then you would realize that my ancestry is Congoesian.

  22. DM
    December 20th, 2007 | 10:49 am

    Anyone claiming to be any of the following:
    A) Remotely intellectual
    B) Possessing even the most basic understanding of government
    C) A fan of capitalism
    D) Unenthused about the idea of a lifetime of having your earnings forcibly leeched from in order to subsidize an under worked, overpaid, entitled-feeling horde of pensioners, government employees and other dead weight.

    should vote for Ron Paul. The only candidate logical enough to pistolwhip our borderline retarded leaders into shape.

    Protect your mini-balls from a government that wants to take them away and give to other people – vote for Ron.

  23. miniballer
    December 27th, 2007 | 1:10 am

    ron paul is polling 90% of votes in the mini-baller demographic.

    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1007/6592.html





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