“4. You’re dating a smoking hot babe – Dictators get the best women.”

He is alleged to have a thing for swedish prostitues. That’s neither baller nor mini conclusively. I’d say it’s closer to the latter. Ballers are given what they would have to pay for, they don’t have to pay to bang easy women.

“5.”

He probably hasn’t heard of a baller either. It’s not a function of him being too cool for mini-ballin’, but really a function of him living in North Korea, his own personal police state echo chamber.

“1. Checking account”

When he prints more, he’s causing the money he has to be worth less, so it does have aspects of living paycheck to paycheck.

Strong points though AngryAnalyst.

But it’s his own person train. With piles of nacho’s & cheese, and swedish porno.

I still vote for mini-baller.

Baller Definition:
1. You don’t have a savings account, just a HUGE checking account – North Korean National Treasury What bigger checking account can you have? Run out of money – just print more!
2. You make use of private air travel – He must have a version of Airforce One.
3. You have outrageously expensive clothes, all of which were given to you for free – Certainly not charging on his own Am Ex!
4. You’re dating a smoking hot babe – Dictators get the best women.
5. You’ve never heard of a mini-baller – Without a doubt Kim has never heard of a mini-baller

In relation to other nations – definetly a mini-baller, but per the baller definition Kim is the ultimate baller.