Comments on: My Privates’ Insurance http://longorshortcapital.com/my-privates-insurance.htm We dividend our ad money to you. Thu, 11 Mar 2010 05:51:52 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Hella Sober http://longorshortcapital.com/my-privates-insurance.htm/comment-page-1#comment-2075 Hella Sober Wed, 11 Oct 2006 04:24:32 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/my-privates-insurance.htm#comment-2075 Even assuming he does porn, and it is recognized by Lloyds as a large enough income generating asset to be worthy of insurance... The price he would get paid in the case of a long tail event is in the tens of thousands of dollars which would not cover his whole long position. At least I assume he thinks his long position is bigger than that... Even assuming he does porn, and it is recognized by Lloyds as a large enough income generating asset to be worthy of insurance… The price he would get paid in the case of a long tail event is in the tens of thousands of dollars which would not cover his whole long position. At least I assume he thinks his long position is bigger than that…

]]> By: Mr Juggles http://longorshortcapital.com/my-privates-insurance.htm/comment-page-1#comment-2068 Mr Juggles Mon, 09 Oct 2006 14:57:50 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/my-privates-insurance.htm#comment-2068 The porn industry generally compensates people at a flat rate per a shooting. Insurance is pretty rare. The porn industry generally compensates people at a flat rate per a shooting. Insurance is pretty rare.

]]> By: Sactovoice http://longorshortcapital.com/my-privates-insurance.htm/comment-page-1#comment-2019 Sactovoice Thu, 05 Oct 2006 06:16:43 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/my-privates-insurance.htm#comment-2019 Just go do some Porn and they will cover you. Just go do some Porn and they will cover you.

]]> By: qui tacet consentire videtur - jaywalking on the road to serfdom » Markets in Everything http://longorshortcapital.com/my-privates-insurance.htm/comment-page-1#comment-2005 qui tacet consentire videtur - jaywalking on the road to serfdom » Markets in Everything Wed, 04 Oct 2006 18:14:48 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/my-privates-insurance.htm#comment-2005 [...] Sheer genius from Long or Short Capital: So I was thinking over the weekend, what's most important to me? I decided it's my private parts. As I thought about these valuable assets I started thinking about how reckless I am with them. I realized I should either be more careful or take out an enormous insurance policy on them. I had heard of this being done before. I had also heard Lloyd's of London was the place that could help me so I rung them up. [...] [...] Sheer genius from Long or Short Capital: So I was thinking over the weekend, what’s most important to me? I decided it’s my private parts. As I thought about these valuable assets I started thinking about how reckless I am with them. I realized I should either be more careful or take out an enormous insurance policy on them. I had heard of this being done before. I had also heard Lloyd’s of London was the place that could help me so I rung them up. [...]

]]> By: Kaiser Edamame http://longorshortcapital.com/my-privates-insurance.htm/comment-page-1#comment-1996 Kaiser Edamame Wed, 04 Oct 2006 07:52:02 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/my-privates-insurance.htm#comment-1996 Killian and Coop, Those are both great ideas. Thank you. A publically traded CDS of my manhood would probably be a great way to pick up chicks "Hi, I'm Kaiser, did you know my manhood hit a new 52 week high today?" Coop - While you're right that the webcam addresses the root of the problem it goes the wrong direction in terms of reducing my risk of tempororary or permanent default. Killian and Coop, Those are both great ideas. Thank you. A publically traded CDS of my manhood would probably be a great way to pick up chicks “Hi, I’m Kaiser, did you know my manhood hit a new 52 week high today?”

Coop – While you’re right that the webcam addresses the root of the problem it goes the wrong direction in terms of reducing my risk of tempororary or permanent default.

]]> By: Coop http://longorshortcapital.com/my-privates-insurance.htm/comment-page-1#comment-1991 Coop Tue, 03 Oct 2006 21:55:24 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/my-privates-insurance.htm#comment-1991 I think people are focusing on the wrong problem here. Rather than hedging in the open market, you could probably have an easier time making your private parts an income generating entity. I would suggest a webcam, some nasty chicks, and a poorly designed webpage. This seems to be working nicely for many. I think people are focusing on the wrong problem here. Rather than hedging in the open market, you could probably have an easier time making your private parts an income generating entity. I would suggest a webcam, some nasty chicks, and a poorly designed webpage. This seems to be working nicely for many.

]]> By: Killian http://longorshortcapital.com/my-privates-insurance.htm/comment-page-1#comment-1989 Killian Tue, 03 Oct 2006 21:31:25 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/my-privates-insurance.htm#comment-1989 Maybe a default swap is the way to go? In fact, in today's ever evolving markets you could put separate hedges in place for permanent default & temporary alcohol induced default. Maybe a default swap is the way to go? In fact, in today’s ever evolving markets you could put separate hedges in place for permanent default & temporary alcohol induced default.

]]> By: DealBreaker.com http://longorshortcapital.com/my-privates-insurance.htm/comment-page-1#comment-1988 DealBreaker.com Tue, 03 Oct 2006 21:28:32 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/my-privates-insurance.htm#comment-1988 <strong>Write-Offs: 10.03.06...</strong> $$$Men Who [cue dramatic music] CAN'T STOP SHOPPING. And you thought Forbes was going to take this epidemic sitting down. [Forbes] $$$Swiss banker looking for "a bit of a smartass." (Carney claims he's going to "scratch some eyes out" if...... Write-Offs: 10.03.06…

$$$Men Who [cue dramatic music] CAN’T STOP SHOPPING. And you thought Forbes was going to take this epidemic sitting down. [Forbes] $$$Swiss banker looking for “a bit of a smartass.” (Carney claims he’s going to “scratch some eyes out” if……

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