http://longorshortcapital.com/raising-the-bar-at-bonus-time.htm We dividend our ad money to you. Wed, 28 Jul 2010 14:05:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 http://longorshortcapital.com/raising-the-bar-at-bonus-time.htm/comment-page-1#comment-3425 Timothy Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:16:13 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/raising-the-bar-at-bonus-time.htm#comment-3425 For the love of everything holy, NO! For those of us drones tasked with actually running/administering/analyzing incentive compensation plans this is a nightmare. People beg enough come the end of the year, last I need is more of "Oh Tim, I was just expecting so much more because I totally deserve more compensation for totally failing to produce at the level I'm required to!" For the love of everything holy, NO! For those of us drones tasked with actually running/administering/analyzing incentive compensation plans this is a nightmare. People beg enough come the end of the year, last I need is more of “Oh Tim, I was just expecting so much more because I totally deserve more compensation for totally failing to produce at the level I’m required to!”

]]> http://longorshortcapital.com/raising-the-bar-at-bonus-time.htm/comment-page-1#comment-3256 Everybody Loves Your Money » Blog Archive » Carnival Of Personal Finance #75 Mon, 20 Nov 2006 03:29:39 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/raising-the-bar-at-bonus-time.htm#comment-3256 [...] Mr Juggles @ Long or Short Capital gives us a tip for deflating an ego of someone you need to get even with [...] [...] Mr Juggles @ Long or Short Capital gives us a tip for deflating an ego of someone you need to get even with [...]

]]> http://longorshortcapital.com/raising-the-bar-at-bonus-time.htm/comment-page-1#comment-3038 Kaiser Edamame Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:34:57 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/raising-the-bar-at-bonus-time.htm#comment-3038 I started doing this to Mr. Juggles in early september. Mr. Juggles has KILLED IT this year. He is going to get 500% of his base in bonus, minimum, and his employer is getting a heck of a deal at that level. I started doing this to Mr. Juggles in early september. Mr. Juggles has KILLED IT this year. He is going to get 500% of his base in bonus, minimum, and his employer is getting a heck of a deal at that level.

]]> http://longorshortcapital.com/raising-the-bar-at-bonus-time.htm/comment-page-1#comment-2985 RC Mon, 13 Nov 2006 22:43:07 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/raising-the-bar-at-bonus-time.htm#comment-2985 Absolutely going to do this. Absolutely going to do this.

]]> http://longorshortcapital.com/raising-the-bar-at-bonus-time.htm/comment-page-1#comment-2977 Sir Equity Go Mon, 13 Nov 2006 21:13:17 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/raising-the-bar-at-bonus-time.htm#comment-2977 Angryanalyst, This game is actually meant for real people, but there is a mini-baller version, which includes more steps. Step three: Anticipate that your mini-baller friend has inflated his actual bonus when he reports it to you, and therefore inflate your bonus to (whatever he says)*1.10. Step Four: To prove that you actually recieved this bonus, buy something you can't afford that serves no purpose. Step Five: Repeat step four whenever there is a witness. Angryanalyst,
This game is actually meant for real people, but there is a mini-baller version, which includes more steps.
Step three: Anticipate that your mini-baller friend has inflated his actual bonus when he reports it to you, and therefore inflate your bonus to (whatever he says)*1.10.
Step Four: To prove that you actually recieved this bonus, buy something you can’t afford that serves no purpose.
Step Five: Repeat step four whenever there is a witness.

]]> http://longorshortcapital.com/raising-the-bar-at-bonus-time.htm/comment-page-1#comment-2975 Aspiring Mini-Baller Mon, 13 Nov 2006 19:58:12 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/raising-the-bar-at-bonus-time.htm#comment-2975 This is great. Consider it done. This is great. Consider it done.

]]> http://longorshortcapital.com/raising-the-bar-at-bonus-time.htm/comment-page-1#comment-2966 Angryanalyst Mon, 13 Nov 2006 17:11:13 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/raising-the-bar-at-bonus-time.htm#comment-2966 Is this a new mini-baller game? Is this a new mini-baller game?

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