Recipes for Money
by Johnny DebacleRecipe for Money (2006)
- Find an asset, any asset will do, but preferably a fresh organic fair-trade asset.
- Add 1/4 cup soy sauce.
- Add 2 slices of Government cheese.
- Season with leverage. Continue to season with additional leverage until the money tastes to your liking.
- Serves many.
Recipe for Money (2009).
- Find a leveraged asset, any asset will do, but preferably a McMansion or McInvesment Bank one, ones that are made of horse and dingo meat.
- Add mashed sweet potatoes.
- Add 14 slices of Government cheese.
- Short sell this concoction to taste. Continue short selling until the money tastes to your liking.
- Serves few.