Comments on: Science, Screw You

By: Dead_Cat

Dead_Cat — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:29:36 +0000

@Anal_yst

Yes but 007 knows where you live.

By: Anal_yst

Anal_yst — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:00:43 +0000

@Dead Cat

We’re light years ahead of you, although we’re always looking for new and unexploited talent.

–SPECTRE

By: Polprav

Polprav — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:47:43 +0000

Hello from Russia!
Can I quote a post “No teme” in your blog with the link to you?

By: Dead_Cat

Dead_Cat — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:05:44 +0000

A mini-hole with an event horizon the diameter of a proton is probably not that scary. But I don’t think they “last an infinitesimal amount of time”. You can’t unmake a black hole because you can’t destroy matter and you can’t pull anything back out of a black hole.

Apparently, when those physicists mistakenly thought they’d discovered cold fusion, they immediately put out warnings not to pump hydrogen gas into palladium, as you might create a nuclear explosion. So of course, every physics department in the country immediately gets the largest lump of palladium they can find and pumps it full of hydrogen. They did it on the roof though, just in case…

Anyway, I hereby launch my new fund Doomsday Device Partners Fund I LLC. This is a private equity-style product specifically focused on the acquisition and exploitation of doomsday devices. The fund will develop a diversified portfolio of doomsday devices, which may include particle accelerators, nuclear research and generation facilities, underground virus research laboratories and key religious artefacts. Nicolas Cage will be Chief Investment Officer and Milla Jovovich will be Chief Risk Officer.

By: theGeneral

theGeneral — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 20:19:01 +0000

Supposedly the black holes created by this thing are going to be “commensurate to the size of the particles creating the black hole.” So mini-black holes lasting an infinitesimal amount of time.

Sounds made up. I think we’ll all be crushed to an infinitesimal size in an infinitesimal moment.

By: Buffett McChartpuke

Buffett McChartpuke — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 05:25:53 +0000

Didn’t we read this before?

Oh, wait…

By: gold

gold — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:22:42 +0000

it is very funny keep it up

By: Dead_Cat

Dead_Cat — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:15:57 +0000

Surely one of of the infra funds should totally buy this. It’s technically a transportation asset. With revenue derived from blackmailing major governments (still mostly AAA counterparties) not to destroy the universe.

There has already been a similar opportunity in emerging markets, viz the Iranian nuclear ‘power generation’ facility. However that featured untenable political risk, specifically the Israeli air force.

Long armageddon machines in OECD non-combatant jurisdictions. But you have to wait for the ostentation ban to lapse before buying the white cat.

By: John Bott

John Bott — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:25:22 +0000

Hey gang, you’re being distracted. This article suggests that the cephalopods have infiltrated the very center of power on this earth.

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/2/8551e3d8-bf63-11de-a696-00144feab49a.html

By: To The Hilt

To The Hilt — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:11:28 +0000

Hilarious. Well done.