Comments on: Thank You Child http://longorshortcapital.com/thank-you-child.htm We dividend our ad money to you. Thu, 11 Mar 2010 05:51:52 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: fishboy http://longorshortcapital.com/thank-you-child.htm/comment-page-1#comment-84376 fishboy Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:24:32 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/thank-you-child.htm#comment-84376 Juggles, on behalf of my investors, thank you for spending your rebate paying down debt. It has been a rough couple of quarters in the structured portfolios and we need all the help we can get! Best wishes, Icthyon Capital Juggles, on behalf of my investors, thank you for spending your rebate paying down debt. It has been a rough couple of quarters in the structured portfolios and we need all the help we can get!

Best wishes,
Icthyon Capital

]]> By: HF http://longorshortcapital.com/thank-you-child.htm/comment-page-1#comment-84189 HF Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:48:02 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/thank-you-child.htm#comment-84189 The great thing is, and at least over here, you can choose whether to accept your ineritance or not. If you accept you will receive all the assets but will have to pay all the liabilities. So the best thing to do is, put all your money on an offshore trust, spend all your credit cards plafon (for those who don't have a Black Card) and then all your kids have to do is: say no to you ineritance... The great thing is, and at least over here, you can choose whether to accept your ineritance or not. If you accept you will receive all the assets but will have to pay all the liabilities. So the best thing to do is, put all your money on an offshore trust, spend all your credit cards plafon (for those who don’t have a Black Card) and then all your kids have to do is: say no to you ineritance…

]]> By: unintelligent http://longorshortcapital.com/thank-you-child.htm/comment-page-1#comment-84174 unintelligent Wed, 23 Apr 2008 06:23:11 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/thank-you-child.htm#comment-84174 At$600/hypothetical child, put me down for a dozen. At$600/hypothetical child, put me down for a dozen.

]]> By: dug http://longorshortcapital.com/thank-you-child.htm/comment-page-1#comment-84148 dug Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:46:27 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/thank-you-child.htm#comment-84148 Estate? Any proper parent of this generation will leave only debts behind. A home mortgaged 1.25 LTV, maxed out credit cards, a minimum of 2 upside down car leases, an overdrawn bank account with accrued fees in excess of the maximum balance for the last year, and a loan from the 401 with taxes still due that was invested in the last trip to Vegas, and of course supporting any political candidate that promises a way to vote themselves rich. Estate? Any proper parent of this generation will leave only debts behind. A home mortgaged 1.25 LTV, maxed out credit cards, a minimum of 2 upside down car leases, an overdrawn bank account with accrued fees in excess of the maximum balance for the last year, and a loan from the 401 with taxes still due that was invested in the last trip to Vegas, and of course supporting any political candidate that promises a way to vote themselves rich.

]]> By: Peter http://longorshortcapital.com/thank-you-child.htm/comment-page-1#comment-83969 Peter Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:24:53 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/thank-you-child.htm#comment-83969 And our children will have three options: 1. Give the debt to the following generation 2. Pay back the debt - buhahaha loool 3. Devaluate the currency I prefer N°3 - especially since Bernanke is already on the best way the short even more debt and long gold And our children will have three options:
1. Give the debt to the following generation
2. Pay back the debt – buhahaha loool
3. Devaluate the currency

I prefer N°3 – especially since Bernanke is already on the best way the

short even more debt and long gold

]]> By: Size http://longorshortcapital.com/thank-you-child.htm/comment-page-1#comment-83967 Size Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:12:03 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/thank-you-child.htm#comment-83967 If only we spent as little on entitlement programs as we spend on the military, we'd all be much richer. If only we spent as little on entitlement programs as we spend on the military, we’d all be much richer.

]]> By: Harndog http://longorshortcapital.com/thank-you-child.htm/comment-page-1#comment-83964 Harndog Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:51:45 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/thank-you-child.htm#comment-83964 Here is my version: Our family at dinner - Father: I just want to apologize to the kids before starting the meal, your share of the national debt is $175,000. (according to the General Accounting Office)* The states fiscal condition is even worse and my generation has pledged 90% of our assets to maintain our lifestyle. In addition, our military is overextended and needs its stuff replaced. Any questions.... Ok...good. Let's eat. *http://www.gao.gov/cghome/d08604cg.pdf Here is my version:

Our family at dinner –

Father: I just want to apologize to the kids before starting the meal, your share of the national debt is $175,000. (according to the General Accounting Office)* The states fiscal condition is even worse and my generation has pledged 90% of our assets to maintain our lifestyle.

In addition, our military is overextended and needs its stuff replaced.

Any questions….

Ok…good. Let’s eat.

*http://www.gao.gov/cghome/d08604cg.pdf

]]> By: Mr Juggles http://longorshortcapital.com/thank-you-child.htm/comment-page-1#comment-83960 Mr Juggles Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:47:06 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/thank-you-child.htm#comment-83960 Yes, I also have second home with a ARM mortgage, a jacuzzi and a viking kitchen. Yes, I also have second home with a ARM mortgage, a jacuzzi and a viking kitchen.

]]> By: MGW http://longorshortcapital.com/thank-you-child.htm/comment-page-1#comment-83959 MGW Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:07:20 +0000 http://longorshortcapital.com/thank-you-child.htm#comment-83959 It must have been a bad year for you if you made less than the $70k cutoff for this rebate. You actually should be writing your letter to everyone else in finance who makes more than $70k. You're welcome for the gift of $600. It must have been a bad year for you if you made less than the $70k cutoff for this rebate.

You actually should be writing your letter to everyone else in finance who makes more than $70k. You’re welcome for the gift of $600.

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