Short Albers

by Mr Juggles

Are you guys just going out quietly?

No final email, no guns ablazing?

It’s been over about ten days now…

A certain Orioles prospect with a broken arm left this in our comments yesterday. Just to dispel any rumors, no no and no. You will believe me more when you see the investigative piece we have been doing, althought you won’t believe that grown adults spent the time to write it, much less to think it, even much less to share it with investors, and least of all to make enormous profits by unethically front-running it. We would never leave without shorting ourselves, which we may have done for 10 days, and we may have recently covered. This was a very profitable trade we have no idea why you didn’t make it.

No, what happened, and we knew this would happen at some point it’s natural, was what you see in those cialis ads. You know, Dick (LoS) has a problem getting it it up (posts) and keeping up with his much younger wife (our mistresses), but now Dick has all the energy in the world thanks to this pill (cocaine and mango juice). We have every intention to continue to erect our body of content, so don’t worry.

Recommendation: Short Matt Albers, our own personal Roubini.

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  1. Paleofish
    May 22nd, 2009 | 10:25 pm

    Long Chris Tillman and Brian Matusz as a hedge. The biggest no brainer in history.

  2. Size
    May 27th, 2009 | 5:58 pm

    With all these green shits sprouting everywhere, who has time to post?

  3. May 28th, 2009 | 9:01 am

    I thought that was Lenox financial?