Bloomberg Headlines, 2007 vs the Future

by Kaiser Edamame

How bloomberg headlines read in 2007:

Crude reaches new high up 2% to 89.30 nearing Goldman $100 target. Citigroup shares fall below $30 on further writedowns of $5bn

How bloomberg headlines will read in the future:

Dollar reaches new record low -2% to 0.011 barrels of oil nearing Goldman target of 0.010. Citigroup shares fall below 0.34 barrels of oil on further writedowns of 56m barrels of oil.

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  1. Dsylexic
    December 13th, 2007 | 10:20 am

    Sweet!.. though lightly crude