You may have learned some of the ins and outs of being a mini-baller, now it’s time we teach you about the newest mini-baller game of chance: Mini-Baller Roulette.
You are probably familiar with “credit card roulette”: a bill comes for a shared dinner, everyone puts their credit card in a hat and one card is chosen at random thus “winning” the right to foot the entire bill. You are also probably familar with “russian roulette” wherein you and a friend load a hand gun with one bullet and the two of you take turns putting the gun to your head and pulling the trigger until someone wins!
“Mini-baller roulette” takes from both the yuppie and eurasian variants to evolve the game to the next level.
Rules of Mini-Baller Roulette:
Players: 4 or more mini-ballers
Age: Any age as long as all the players are mini-ballers
Object: To spend money and get it done
How to Play: Mini-ballers should arrange themselves in a circle preferably in a public area. Each mini-baller removes his gold or platinum credit card from his wallet and passes it to the player on his right while saying “Buddy, get it done”. Then all mini-ballers go shopping for anything they’ve always wanted but never wanted to pay for. While shopping there is only one rule: Don’t hesitate. At the end of the game credit cards are returned to their original owner unless it is discovered that one of the mini-ballers has hesitated. In this case the offending mini-baller must continue shopping using HIS OWN CARD until the rest of the players are satisfied that he has gotten it done. The mini-baller who spends the most money on his friend’s card is the winner and it is his responsibility to organize the next game of mini-baller roulette.
Make it happen.