The Attractiveness Scale

by Johnny Debacle

All man to woman (M2W) relationships reduced to a simple easy to follow chart. We endorse all attempts to simplify all complicated human interactions into charts and numbers. Especially when they are dead on accurate.

(Via Typhoon Ahlwoon)

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  1. Ian
    September 28th, 2006 | 4:01 pm


  2. September 29th, 2006 | 6:05 am

    The overlap between Zone of Pain and F-buddy should be called “Black-out drunk”. Also I hate the zone of pain.

  3. jc
    October 2nd, 2006 | 10:03 am

    dude except i notice 1 problem
    the null set should have asymptotes
    on the x-axis, the higher you go on the y-axis, the more impossible it should be (null set) and vice versa
    so the null set should taper around the top and right sides of the graph
    because there is a limit to how smart ugly people can get
    and a limit to how hot dumb people can get

  4. October 3rd, 2006 | 3:06 am

    JC you make a great point. I’ve been banging null for a while now and she has great asymptotes (OH MATH SNAP!).

  5. JH
    November 10th, 2006 | 12:19 am

    I think this should be redrawn from a true male’s perspective. That is, the “relationship temptation” circle that is enclosed by the friend ellipse should be excluded. There is no such circle.

  6. asdf
    March 21st, 2007 | 12:37 am

    It seems the Y component could actually be any attractiveness variable other than Physical–monetary, social, e.g.

  7. Ernunnos
    March 12th, 2008 | 12:09 pm

    Fails to include crazy axis. (Smart, sexy, sane, pick 2.)

  8. Dave
    July 24th, 2009 | 2:53 pm

    I’m not sure about “null set,” perhaps it should be “hunted to extinction?”

  9. Nina
    October 18th, 2010 | 4:04 am

    Dave is so right!