Four Simple Steps to Becoming a Thousandaire

by Mr Juggles

Our Four Simple Steps to Becoming a Billionaire guide was met with great enthusiasm. For those who wish to start with smaller goals and then build from there, we now offer our Four Simple Steps to Becoming a Thousandaire.

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  1. Go to college. Or not.
  2. Work a max of 40 hrs per week. Do not break this rule under any circumstances.
  3. Have kids with many women. Paying child support is fun.
  4. Treat yourself to a car you can’t afford. Gas inefficiency is a plus.
  5. Remember that money which you save will probably be stolen by those crooks at the bank. Spend all your money now to avoid future losses.
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