Recipes for Money

by Johnny Debacle

Recipe for Money (2006)

  • Find an asset, any asset will do, but preferably a fresh organic fair-trade asset.
  • Add 1/4 cup soy sauce.
  • Add 2 slices of Government cheese.
  • Season with leverage. Continue to season with additional leverage until the money tastes to your liking.
  • Serves many.

Recipe for Money (2009).

  • Find a leveraged asset, any asset will do, but preferably a McMansion or McInvesment Bank one, ones that are made of horse and dingo meat.
  • Add mashed sweet potatoes.
  • Add 14 slices of Government cheese.
  • Short sell this concoction to taste. Continue short selling until the money tastes to your liking.
  • Serves few.
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