Dear Girl, I’m long you
by Mr JugglesI realize that, given our exploding traffic patterns, you have probably already read my colleague’s callous post. Unlike him, I think you’re cute as a button. I want to be long you, in size. Please contact me so we can make babies and live happily ever after.
Sincerely,
Mister Juggles
misterjuggles@gmail.com
P.S. I am completely serious about this.
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