Foreign Exchange Rates for Humans

by Johnny Debacle
  • 15 Gazan Palestinians = 2 kidnapped Israeli soldiers or approximately 1/100th of a young white Alabman woman
  • 0.5 young white Alabman women = 5mm Rwandans
  • 1 Princess Di is worth 1.25 Africas
  • 500 Darfurians are worth approximately 2 US soldiers
  • 150,000 South Asian tsunami victims are worth 1800 Southeastern US hurricane victims
  • 1 JonBenet Ramsey = .738 Elizabeth Smarts
  • 10 US hostages = cargo plane full of “defensive arms”

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POSTED: 07/31/06 10:13 AM
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  1. Andrew Nuttall
    August 4th, 2006 | 5:59 pm

    This is great! But what is the system for measuring?

  2. Johnny Debacle
    August 6th, 2006 | 1:50 pm

    Human lives.

  3. Marty
    August 10th, 2006 | 8:33 pm

    Great, but system… ?

    I mean, i get the first couple easily enough, but 1 Ramsey to .738 Smarts? You’re obviously counting more than just photo’s in People Magazine here…

    PS: Nice site, glad i just found it… (via phil.g’s)

  4. Johnny Debacle
    August 11th, 2006 | 11:01 am

    We actively trade in the Smart and Ramsey markets. Those are spot prices.

  5. Neil
    October 4th, 2007 | 6:45 am

    Pah! Short JonBenet Ramsey! Go long Madeleine McCann!