Long or Short Capital

Long or Short Capital’s ascendancy began 2 years ago today, with this first recommendation. Anyone who heeded our advice squeezed tremendous hypothetical returns out of the citrus trade.

In this short period of time we have:

• Migrated our operation from Blogger.com to an enterprise solution
• Published hundreds of in-depth (or shallow) notes on the market
• Become the #1 abstract long or short investment advisory firm on the internet and in the world

For the next two years, our primary goals include:

• Piratery
• Replacing Hank Paulson as Secretary of the Treasury with Dr Deep Gupta
• Gain acceptance of SAAP such that we are finally able to IPO on the NASDAQ

You are welcome for providing two years of an incredible investment commentary and analysis.

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