On Writing

by Mr Juggles

When it comes, it comes, so you have to seize it, tame or trick it, beat it into submission, break its neck, take it, hang it upside down, gut it, remove its hide, tan its hide, carve out the post from the tanned hide, submit the carved-out post to the WordPress, hope people like it, and then, if they don’t, well fuck’em.

Me in correspondence with the Epicurean Dealmaker.

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  1. Toro
    February 22nd, 2008 | 1:42 pm

    Are you Dennis Hopper?

  2. Stranded
    February 22nd, 2008 | 2:28 pm

    The title is either a relativity obscure Francis Bacon reference, or a nod Stephen King. I’m hoping for the former.

  3. February 22nd, 2008 | 3:26 pm

    Or neither. Not to say I don’t appreciate the former, either, it’s just “On [Blank]” is a nice minimalist title structure as opposed to the donkeys we frequently throw out there.

  4. Marty
    February 22nd, 2008 | 11:56 pm

    Trolling for trackbacks I see.

    Close, but no cigar.

  5. February 23rd, 2008 | 2:42 pm

    Pay no attention to the venal cavilers, meretricious scoundrels, and bumptious scallywags who try to run you down, Mr. Juggles.

    Those of us in your vast and ever-expanding audience who can appreciate the subtle art and high craft of penetrating persiflage bow down before your unassailable worth and eminence in the field.

    Take comfort in the knowledge that only the great attract the jibes and brickbats of the lowly mob. Just ask Angelo Mozilo.

  6. Onegin
    February 27th, 2008 | 9:09 pm

    . . .and we have thesauri. . .