Quotes Entirely Relevant to Investing 11-22-2009

by Mr Juggles

Here is the deal. Inside one of these boxes is a key. If your box has a key in it, you will be the last person today to get one of those cute little G6’s, ok. Who will it be? Are you ready? Hold on, JR is back in our audio booth, I want, y’know. this calls for a drum roll, cue the drum roll, alright open your boxes. Open your boxes 1 2 3, YOU GET A CAR, YOU GET A CAR, YOU GET A CAR, YOU GET A CAR, YOU GET A CAR, YOU GET A CAR, YOU GET A CAR, YOU GET A CAR, YOU GET A CAR, YOU GET A CAR!!!!
-Oprah Winfrey

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  1. Penzifinder
    November 22nd, 2009 | 3:11 pm

    I have just stumbled on this site, I like alot I shall become a follower for real. Good work

  2. Dead_Cat
    November 23rd, 2009 | 6:14 am

    OK, all previous quotes I could see, or at least see what you were getting at. This one no. Is it that everyone’s a winner on Oprah? If so, isn’t that the polar opposite of investing?

  3. To The Hilt
    November 23rd, 2009 | 5:16 pm


    Do you know what happens when you make a comment like that?

    YOU GET A CAR!!!!!!!!

  4. american bandersnatch
    November 23rd, 2009 | 6:35 pm

    Cute little G6s? – I thought you were going to get the UK, not a car. That place is bankrupt so I thought they’d be giving the country away if you assumed the liabilities.

  5. November 24th, 2009 | 1:42 am

    I test drove one of those suckers around ’06/’07 and let me tell you, the G6 was by far the worse piece of shit I’ve ever driven in my entire life. The Ford Fusion was at least 10x better, and the Mazda 6 was 20x. Hell, Saturn beat the dick outa it!

    If Oprah – or anyone else – gave me a G6, I’d try to trade it for MSRP cash value ASAP, or worst case, go to the strip club and try to convert to liquid assets that way, er, uh…

  6. Dead_Cat
    November 24th, 2009 | 7:10 am

    I get it now. The G6 is one of those American cars that’s so bad they don’t even try to export them. The hard part must have been finding punters dumb enough to take them away for free. Cue Oprah.

    Where I come from if you gave Pontiac keys to a hospitality professional (ahem), she’d slap you.

  7. exaequo
    November 27th, 2009 | 1:23 pm

    wait, you really don’t get this? or is dead cat some sort of strange meta joke? and where do you come from? because you definitely missed this one.