Quotes Entirely Relevant to Investing 12-16-2007
by Mr JugglesTwo from 30 Rock:
“This corporation has a strict bros before hoes policy.”
“I like a woman with ambition; it’s like seeing a dog wearing clothes.”
-Jack Donaghy
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FY'10-15
- Diversifying Fund I
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- Bernanke Announces Quantitative Easy
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- Announcing the CPI-F (flat)
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FY'09
- Short This Lemonade Stand
- Recipes for Money
- Dangerous Fund
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- Risk in our Doomsday Device Fund
- Henchmen Assets: Fortress of Destitution
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- Long Human Love, Short Robot's
- Piratery Corp Inc Q1 Update Call
- Baby Exposé Pt 5: Baby, Make Me Rich
- Sent from my Verizon Wireless Bberry
- Long Torture
- The Real Systemic Risk: Cephalopods
- The Kid Napping Service
FY'08
- Are Walruses Efficient?
- Remunerative Powers of OO
- Melissa Moody's Ratings Alternative
- MM’s Ratings Alternative Alert: OMG
- Spitzer in a Ring of Pictures
- High-End Female Asset Analysis
- Attractiveness Scale from Female POV
- Topping the Bottom
- How to End It
- Piratery Corp Inc Third Quarter Call
- Hungry Hungry Americans
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- How to Increase the Value of YHOO
- Mexican Woman Theory of Women
- Putting Out Efficiency
- The Bailout, A Play
- The Perfect Storm of Perfect Storms
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- Debacle Plan for California
- What will Obama Presidency look like?
- Doing Diligence
- Letter to Lawyers and Doctors
- Wile E Coyote Theory Disproven
- Long SARS
- Mac Attack
FY'07
- Calling The Top, My Ten Signs
- Thoughts on People and Overhead Bins
- Intrigue Bankers, from the Future
- Motivated Prostitutes
- How to Destroy an Analyst by POT
- Better Uses of $7.4bn than Chrysler
- How to Say All Their Money Is Gone
- The Ring of Greenspan
- Zimbambwenomics
- Bernanke in Pictures
- On Liquidating Your PA
- The Jitters
- Drink from the Interest Rate Hose
- Finance is a Scam, We Admit It
- Billions and Billions of Idiots
- Four Steps to Becoming a Thousandaire
- Jacob, the First Value Investor
- Adjusted GPA on a Pro Forma Basis
- Women Run Money Better? Wrong
- The Market, She's a Bitch
- Vertizontal Consolidation
- Accounting in My Refrigerator
- Joe Theismann's MM Investing
FY'06
- Make Emissions Delicious
- Critical Mass Supplier
- 2x2 Matrix: Less is More
- Four Simple Steps to Billions
- Molybdenum, the Sasquatch Metal
- The Purchasing Powerless
- Tales from My Struggle with the IT Dept
- Camels the Next Big Thing
- The Attractiveness Scale
- Long Pluto, Short Scientists
- Mini-Baller Roulette
- How to be a Mini-Baller
- Short Girl-on-Girl
- Save These Hot Boobs
- Mr. Market
- Burqa (Burka) Arbitrage
- How to Increase the Value of MSFT
- Smith Barney, Why Do You Hate Your Customers
- How Not To Name Your Company
- Diversification Means More Crap
- Long the Web 8.0
FY'05
- $Perf
- Mr. Juggles Investing Commandments
- This Girl is Not Attractive. Short Her
- Dear Girl, I'm Long You
- Investing in Stocks is Like Dating
- JD's Lending No-No's 1a and 1b
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- I Love You and This Time I Mean It
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