Red Amex Bad, Black Good

by Julia Mezzanine Tranche

Short: American Express Red Card
Long:: American Express Black Card

One has the veneer of charity. One is for winners.


Also Short: Bono, Scarlet Letters

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  1. March 9th, 2007 | 9:16 am

    Julia, wrong. See earlier research on mini-ballers. They love red cards. Mini-ballers can’t get black cards. Red cards have no annual fee but are still a novelty an owner can show off the claim on the back of the car that it “prevents AIDS” (not kidding), therefore a great reason to have unprotected sex.

  2. MCE
    March 9th, 2007 | 10:08 am

    who is AR Bain

  3. To The Hilt
    March 9th, 2007 | 10:30 am

    Long: this hangover.

    Short: my productivity.

  4. TheUnrepentantGunner
    March 9th, 2007 | 8:29 pm

    Hilt: It’s definitely time to get it done and get back on the horse.

    I recommend a layup in this situation, even if the place is overrated. Nothing beats a layup on the day of a hangover. Bahama Mama’s cannot be topped in a situation such as this.

  5. March 11th, 2007 | 11:24 pm

    My recommendation: Short Amex Black Card; Long Red Card

    When a dude pulls the black card out on a first date, it’s repulsive; it’s his last resort. Plus the fees aren’t worth the services.

    Red card actually [makes you think you] adds value to society.

  6. March 11th, 2007 | 11:27 pm

    Yes, you might adds value to society.