Your Favorite Kind of Candy, Please Respond, Now
by Johnny DebacleWe are conducting some research, which we plan to analyze rigorously, produce a model from which to profit, front-run the publication of such a model and then, lastly, publish said model.
Please, answer these questions in the comments section
Favorite Candy when you were
6 years old:
16 years old:
26 years old:
And (if you are older than 30) today:
Thank you for your time.
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6 yrs old: pixi stix
16 yrs old: skittles
26 yrs old: circus peanuts
32 yrs old: pixi stix
I mean reverted…
6: Life Savers
16: Reese’s Pieces
26: Gummy Bears
Favorite Candy when you were
6 years old: Sweetened condensed milk. Not usually though of as candy but you take a can and a can opener and hide from your mom while you eat it and it is good stuff.
16 years old: Probably gummy bears or dulce de leche (my moms Cuban). I realized that I didn’t want to die of a heart attack at age 16 hence dropping the sweetened condensed milk.
26 years old: Protein Bars. Of course it took a while to realize that a box of bars a day is not healthy. Even if they are pretty good.
And (if you are older than 30) today:I am 30 With now and I pretty much just stick to gum now. Sad but I mainly save my sugar for good desserts. When i do eat regular candy it is honey candy from Queen Bee Gardens in Lovell, Wyoming. http://queenbeegardens.com really good stuff.
Dave, we appreciate your feedback, but let’s keep it to normal candy here. This is research, not “Highlights from Deprivity”.
Condensed milk? Really? Not a candy.
Protein bars? Really? Not a candy.
6: Reece’s
16: Skittles
26: Eye
6: Kit Kat bars
16: Peanut butter cups
26: Marijuana
Now: Peanut M&M’s
6: snickers
16: cigarettes
26: truffles
30: whatever’s hiding in the back of the pantry.
6 years old: Candy Cigarettes
16 years old: Real Cigarettes
26 years old: Jellybeans
today: Tums
6: kitkat
16: kitkat
Today: ginger candy
32: nose candy?
ps dave, you should try sweetened condensed breast milk aka the ultimate beverage. and its low in lactose.
6: Charleston Chew
16: 3 Musketeers
26: Krackel
33: Dark Chocolate
6: this is problem with you americans. all you think about is candy. when will you realize that you can’t have your candy and also eat?
16: your candies are inferior to other candies so your corporations steal candy from poor countries with your army. you bomb other candies out of existence if they threaten us candys market shares.
26:the bigheadedness and pomposity of your candies doesn’t taste good. i give a shit on your candies.
30: chocolate colored ants.
6: Sour Patch kids
16: Skittles
26: Nose Candy
30: Skittles
6: chocolate, any
16: eye (unoriginal, but true)
interim: nose (also unoriginal, but also true)
26: Verbose “africans” who ramble incessently anti-American nonsense
30: Won’t candy be out-lawed by then?
6: Carob Chips (like chocolate chips only made of Carob powder)… we were not allowed to eat candy back then.
16: Farley’s Gummy Dinosaurs
26: Jelly Bellies.
6 years old: Cadbury Dairy Milk
16 years old: M&M’s
24 years old (now): Lindt truffle balls
30 years old: alcohol, I expect
6: Krackel
16: Whatchamacallit
24: Dark
6: Kit-Kats
16: Gummy Bears
26: Ice Cream (Chocolate)
30: Sweetened condensed breast milk from Dave’s mom and/or Haitian Dirt Cookies (food inflation).
6: Neccos
16: Cigarettes
26(25): Orbit
6: life savers
16: Toffifay
26: Reese’s Pieces
Now: Reese’s Pieces
6: chocolate covered cherries
16: Twizzlers
6: Jelly Beans
16: Milk Chocolate and/or White Chocolate (HUGS)
(26): Ice Cream Bars (Snickers, Twix, Dove..)
6 years old: Jelly Beans
16 years old: Blue Whales (before they changed them)
26 years old: Swedish Berries
6 years old: Twizzlers
16 years old: Jelly Bellies and Kookaburra Licorice
26 years old: ask me in two years and four months.
6. Swedish Fish
16. Swedish Fish
26. Gummi Bears
30. Novacaine for during dental implant surgery
6 years old: Now and Laters
16 years old: Skittles
26 years old: Snoochie Boochies
And (if you are older than 30) today: Crystallized Ginger
6: Crunchy bars
16: Skittles (Apparently a post-puberty favourite)
26: Dark Chocolate (If it nothing changes in the next few months)
6: strangely, also sweetened condensed milk
16: smokes
26 (now): Swedish fish, John Powers Irish Whiskey
6: bottle caps
16: candy corn
26: sweet tarts
now: dark chocolate bars
6: the filling of cadbury creme eggs
16: jolly ranchers (esp cherry and lemon, which makes me sweat)
26: butterfingers
Dave – you should try better than sex cake — its an acceptable way to get your sweetened condensed milk fix as an adult
http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Better-Than-Sex-Cake-II/Detail.aspx
(note- this recipe calls for .5 can — definitely use the whole thing)
cake that’s better than sex? hmm. doubt it. you should call it “better than hand job cake”. that’s at least believable.
Age 6 – Good & Plenty, or milk chocolate
Age 16 – Reeces Peanut Butter Cups
Age 26 – Swiss Chocolate bars
Now – Dark chocolate (Belgian or French)
Such is the circle of life.
Age 6: People remember this shit?
Age 16: Butterfingers
Age 26: Starburst Fruit Twists (RIP)
Now: Gummi Bears or Jelly Bellys
Age 6: Grape Bubblicious
Age 16: Skor bars
Age 26: Skittlebrau
Age 30: Hazlenut Ritter bars
ad #31: excellent. A long-standing naming problem is solved.
age 6: Nestea instant ice tea mix by the tablespoon
age 16: 3muskateers – preferably frozen
age 26: Lion
age 30 (over): dark chocolate with real vanilla, not vanillan or essence (and belgian beer, sweet but that isnt really candy)
6: reese’s pb cups
16: sweet tarts
26: haribo gummi colas
what’s wrong with you people? since when are cake, condensed milk, dulce de leche, gum ice cream, or drugs (okay i make allowance for nose candy) considered candy?
however, i am on the fence about tums. maybe this means i am getting old. i certainly feel grumpy.
6: musk sticks (wikipedia it, fool)
16: mars bars
26: cigarettes
30: musk sticks
6: all candy
16: Milky Way
26: Afrika wafers
30: dark chocolate (preferably See’s Candies)
6: Kit-Kat
16: Toblerone
26: Various Norwegian Chocolate
30: A Swedish 23 year old treat/stunner, fittingly named Ms Candy (kid you not)!
6 years old: Necco wafers (chocolate)
16 years old: Kit kat
26 years old: (expensive) dark chocolate
6 years old: Got slapped if ate candy!
16 years old: Lindt
28 years old: Ecstasy
6: Big League Chew
16: Sour Patch Kids
25 (Now): Almond Joy
6 years old: Smarties
16 years old: Mars
26 years old: more of both
6 Sugar Loaf bubble gum
16 Wax lips
26 Jelly Bellies
Now (38) Gummi peaches
6: none
16: Coca-Cola
26: skittles
6: Zephyr & Marmalade
16: Ferrero Rocher
26: Ice-Breakers Sours
How did I miss this?
6- Snickers
16- Snickers
26- Damn thas old
30- Only before a rigorous bout of lipo
6 – pixi stix
16 – Whatchamacallit
26 – Toblerone
35 – Good Dark Chocolates / Dove Dark for convenience
I have to say though, there is still a lot to be said for the whatchamacallit. It may be the best candy bar ever devised. They should sue Snickers Crunch for taste infringement.
6: Coke Bottle Caps
16: Coffee Crisp Choc Bar
26: Dark Chocolate Almonds