Cheeseburger in a Can: Long
by Johnny Debacle
Recommendation: Fundamentally, technically, there is nothing about the Cheeseburger in a Can that does not make me want to back up the truck and load it with cans of Cheeseburger in a Can. People doubted us when we went long Two Girls One Cup (we didn’t release it to the public, but we are assure you that our private funds got in way before the mania), and we see this as a trend towards putting amazing things in cups or cans in order to make things which are even more amazing than the sum of their amazing parts. Long Cheeseburger in a Can.
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Pictures here:
“I’m not sick and I say I would eat this thing again if it weren’t so expensive. And I relly [sic] must say that this propably is faaaar better when you’re many kilometers away from civilization on top of some mountain and you can whip out a cheeseburger with nearly the same quality as a McDonald’s cheeseburger while your friend eats dry bread or power bars.”
Recommendation: Short being many kilometers away from civilization on top of some mountain.
Short kilometers. And the EU, while we’re at it.
I think this is the best post ever on any blog, ever, for all time.
So short “all time” I’m taking out a second mortgage.