Long or Short Capital Announces Q4′07 Dividend of $0.80
by Mr JugglesLong or Short Capital’s third quarter of fiscal year 2007 closed on July 31st, 2007. After reviewing our financials, we have determined that the quarterly dividend will be at the formula level of $0.80 per a subscriberholder as of 7/31/2007. To qualify, all you need to be is a subscriber, either by XML or E-mail, as of 7/31/2007. If you were not, you will not be eligible.

For more information on how to collect your cash or cash equivalent dividend for Q4, please refer to our Dividend Policy. Given our float of 1216 subscriberstakes (as of 7/31/2007), a 5% growth assumption and our trailing twelve months total of dividends of $3.78 per subscriber, our current capitalization is $241,315 using a dividend discount model.
FYI, my last div check bounced. WTF?
Our legal counsel has advised us not to comment.
My legal counsel at Sue, Grabbitt and Runne has advised me that calling them cost more than the dividends from LoSC but less than my dividends at REI.
You now owe us a dividend (a reverse dividend) for forcing us to consult counsel to parse your comment. We will see you in court.