More Evidence: Vice is Best

by Mr Juggles

Vice Wins!
Source: NY Post

More evidence, this time from the NYPost, that Vice funds are better than Green or Socially Responsible funds. When you’re goal is to make money, give your money to the guys without scruples.

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POSTED: 05/11/07 7:15 AM
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  1. mini ballerette.
    May 11th, 2007 | 10:00 am

    zzz.

    hungover post at best

  2. Zbignew
    May 11th, 2007 | 10:02 am

    “Because in the long run, we’re all dead!”

  3. Cincinnatus_C
    May 11th, 2007 | 10:16 am

    can’t food be considered a vice too?

    and let’s face it…the whole green thing is like porn for some granola girls i know…

  4. Johnny Debacle
    May 11th, 2007 | 10:23 am

    If you prick us do we not bleed? If you force us to drink, do we not get hungover? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?

  5. mini ballerette.
    May 11th, 2007 | 10:41 am

    oh hush, it was a valiant effort.

    (sort of)

  6. Arbitrageur
    May 11th, 2007 | 12:56 pm

    Another benefit of investing in “vice” companies – their shareholder parties are way better. I believe you guys were at the “Due Diligence Ball” for RICK, but LMT let us get into a jet cockpit after martinis.

  7. Cincinnatus_C
    May 11th, 2007 | 1:54 pm

    “If you prick us do we not bleed? If you force us to drink, do we not get hungover? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?”

    If you drop off a key, must we not cut it, break it into ounces, leave a pile on the table for ourselves, and sell it to wealthy college kids?

    ok, i see your point.

  8. Arbitrageur
    May 11th, 2007 | 3:17 pm

    Wealthy college kids? Wrong market man. You can get far better valuations slinging at 85 Broad (or 555 California if you’re on the West Coast) around 2AM.
    Recommendation: Arbitrage on the college banker crack spread.

  9. Cincinnatus_C
    May 11th, 2007 | 4:48 pm

    “Wealthy college kids? Wrong market man. You can get far better valuations slinging at 85 Broad (or 555 California if you’re on the West Coast) around 2AM.
    Recommendation: Arbitrage on the college banker crack spread.”

    i was initially gonna say ‘high school kids’, but i wanted to keep it PC.

  10. Johnny Debacle
    May 11th, 2007 | 5:15 pm

    PC — selling crack to college kids.
    Not PC — selling crack to high school kids.

    Now that this is clarified, carry on.

  11. Kilian
    May 14th, 2007 | 8:53 am

    http://theallnighter.blogspot.com/2007/04/investment-banking-recruitment-clips.html

  12. Drinky McDiligence
    June 19th, 2007 | 11:27 am

    How did I not see that comment about being hung over after a the Due Diligence Ball before?

    Probably because I was drunk.