On Turning Three

by Mr Juggles

Long or Short turned three earlier this week. Three is an interesting age, when you are just getting confident on your feet, forming words and sentences with rapidly increasing complexity, and, if in China and female, celebrating the third year anniversary of your drowning death. As we become literate and eventually attend pre-school, I hope you will bear with us, all the way through the awkward future tween years that lurk ahead. Then you can pretend you aren’t our parents and leave us at a Bangladeshi train stop to be sold into slavery or consumed by anthropomorphic global warming induced rising sea levels.

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  1. August 1st, 2008 | 2:54 pm

    Boy, that’s dark.

    Happy B-day.

  2. yubi
    August 1st, 2008 | 3:14 pm

    Hey guys! Love your blog. I expect better posts now that you are done with the ‘terrible twos’….hehhh yooohhh.

  3. chinese baby
    August 1st, 2008 | 3:38 pm


  4. August 1st, 2008 | 5:11 pm

    So gents, when/wheres the party?

  5. John
    August 3rd, 2008 | 5:27 am

    it’s about time that smelly, dirty binkie goes in the closet, mr. juggles. yes, we can still have it at night-night.

  6. August 4th, 2008 | 9:57 am

    That’s not funny, my parents actually did desert me in a supermarket in Florida once. Apart from a brief bout with prostitution and heroid addiction I consider myself fairly well adjusted.

    Happy birthday!

  7. Trevor
    August 4th, 2008 | 12:02 pm

    Happy B-Day you miserable bunch of portfolio losing baboons.

  8. HAM05
    August 4th, 2008 | 1:19 pm

    3yr olds are tastier than two 2yr olds. happy birthday you tasty fucks.

  9. To The Hilt
    August 4th, 2008 | 9:34 pm

    Happy birthday.

    Thanks for 3 years of funny sh*t.

  10. born to lose
    August 5th, 2008 | 2:15 pm

    You left out the part where you make my shoes.

    Where’s my shoes, Bitch!