Thank You Child

by Mr Juggles

Dear Future Child of Mine [Chase or Madison depending on your gender],

Thank you for the tax rebate. $600 was a very generous gift for such a small child. I know that, at some point in the future, you will have probably have to work a full week — taxes will be higher — to pay for this gift. So I want you to know that I really appreciate it. I have been frivolous lately and made some bad decisions (the 2nd home with the pik-n-pay mortgage, the jacuzzi, the viking kitchen) that I really couldn’t afford. So I’ll probably use the $600 to pay off some of my personal debt. That will leave less debt to eat into the estate I’m planning to leave you (post-tax, of course)!!


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