Short Short

by Johnny Debacle

Everything is ok. Rest your weary selves. Nothing can go wrong here. Put away your tools of ignorance, and put a nice ash bat in your hands, because you are about to go long. Ignore everything you know. Ignore everything you think you know. Ignore learning new things and observing what actual data says. Just look to the horizon and the dawn of a new cycle as we come up from the trough of the old cycle. Put on some James Taylor. Don’t you find that soothing? Easy breezy. Just go with it, don’t fight it, let the market take you home. No there was nothing in your drink, you won’t wake up in pain tomorrow morning, it will be glorious.

Recommendation: I’m just glad everyone got crazy in the RIGHT direction this time. None of this bear BS. Real men delude themselves long, not short.

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  1. Bean Counter
    April 9th, 2009 | 4:17 pm

    Just to be sure to go long in short shorts, especially with the attractive females.

  2. Cory
    April 10th, 2009 | 8:19 am

    Easy Breezy

  3. AKAL
    April 11th, 2009 | 3:58 pm

    Did you get into my pain killers?