by Mr Juggles

We’ll be honest. We have no idea what to do with Twitter. We can’t figure it out. The 140 character limit is restrictive, following “discussions” on it is completely incoherent, it doesn’t make money for the owners and never will. It’s unclear why it exists just as it’s unclear why people use it.

But we have found in our long lives that the best thing to do when you have no idea what to do with something is to just simply to do a lot of it. And that is precisely what we intend to do. We are going to Twitter the shit out of you today, Tuesday July 14th. We will be tweeting a minimum of 6 times per hour and a maximum of perf times infinity divided by unicorn.

You can either follow our tweets on this site in our sidebar or on Long or Short’s twitter feed itself. Where will you find the Tweets on our sidebar? Try and pick up on visual cues that might be pointing to their location.

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  1. July 14th, 2009 | 11:26 am


  2. July 14th, 2009 | 11:43 am

    Also you haven’t Tweeted in like half an hour, wtf its too early in the day to be falling off already, man up!

  3. pleb
    July 14th, 2009 | 12:43 pm

    I’m guessing “Tweet” is latin for “diarrhea of the typing fingers”?

    I know, I know. Consider the source.

  4. pleb
    July 14th, 2009 | 12:50 pm

    Twitter explains a lot about the work habits of recent grads joining my firm. They tend to skip Wikipedia as a source of legal research, since the entries are too long and they clients aren’t looking for answers that are that authoritative anyhow, prolly.

    Given their inability to read, display an attention span longer than my cat (who suffers from ADD) or give a flying fuck generally, I’m working up a method of dismissing them from the firm in a manner that won’t cut down on their free, something they can understand, other than an encyclopedic one paragraph dismissal letter. Do you have any thoughts on:

    Ur Frd Ashle! LOLZ!

  5. July 14th, 2009 | 12:55 pm

    We’re on schedule and will continue to be. If you have any questions you want answers to on Twitter, tweet them at us or leave them here in the comments.

  6. HAM05
    July 14th, 2009 | 2:40 pm

    what the eff is a twitter and more importantly, will sally get it if i make liquid romance in her mouth?

  7. July 14th, 2009 | 2:52 pm

    Twitter does not mean gonorrhea, but yes Sally will get gonorrhea if you do that.

  8. July 14th, 2009 | 3:14 pm

    How’s your love affair with Smith Barney going these days? Er MSSB or whatever its called?

  9. July 14th, 2009 | 4:24 pm

    I’ll tweet that

  10. Straight Cash Homie
    July 14th, 2009 | 5:47 pm

    What are the implications of the MS report on tech that just dropped the other week? 15 yr old intern says that non of his friends use it. Hey, it’s coming from a 15 yr old intern so it has just got to be better than the usual crap they pump out…. got to be….

  11. July 14th, 2009 | 9:10 pm

    I would have responded to that, thought the whole thing was conceived by a tardass

  12. Straight Cash Homie
    July 15th, 2009 | 8:52 am

    1) I’m telling your mom you called me that.
    2) My dad can beat up your dad
    3) My friends drink a lot of FCOJ, go all in.
    4) I post this now because home room starts in 10 min so it’s now or at recess and no way am I missing that.