Why Miers could never be part of the new SCOTUS.

by Mr Juggles

Investment analysis trumps political analysis yet again. Conservative originalist lackeyish with a hint of espirit de redeconstructionalism? Like that matters when the woman can’t dance.

Readers who read our reseach report on John Roberts and his familial ability to break-it-down knew that Miers’ nomination was doomed because the woman clearly can’t shake it herself and lacks any rug-cutting progeny. FYI to Harriet: the new court will hopping and if you aren’t getting down, you ain’t getting in.

Recommendation: Potential SCOTUS nominees should consider buying a dance pad and practicing in the confines of their own home.

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