Injecting Liquidity
by Mr JugglesWhy is liquidity only ever “injected”?
Maybe this is the problem with financials today. Injections are harsh and can hurt — I know I close my eyes whenever the doctor calls for an injection.
Maybe the Fed should try “pouring” some liquidity? My servants frequently pour hot water on my hair when I take my daily bath — it feels quite relaxing. There are so many options with liquidity. What about “stirring”, “folding”, or “squirting” liquidity into the markets? Ben…if something isn’t working, don’t just repeat yourself. Try a new method!
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I think liquidity should be sprayed.
Think hot blonde with a hose next to a sweet mustang.
i concur
sometimes they “pump” liquidity. boy do i like it when they do that. getting pumped is the best.
liquidity is ladled.
I like the pumping idea. The Fed can pump two things – liquidity and inflation. Cool.
What if we adjust it to “hot beef liquidity injection”? As in, “Ben Bernanke soothed investors today with another one of his famous…”
They should “baste” liquidity. That will keep the markets moist.
If Bernanke tried that line on Maria Bartaromo at a cocktail party, do you think she’d swallow it?
I hear Maria Bartiromo prefers to take liquidity on her face.
Anoint just doesn’t connote the bounty of it, but I like flood, or particularly gush.
Love, not liquidity, comes in spurts.
But if I were shifting from punk rock to porn, I would suggest that the Fed since at least October 17th (arguably 10/10) has been making a liquidity bukkake film. And someone is going to have to clean up afterwards…