Injecting Liquidity

by Mr Juggles

Why is liquidity only ever “injected”?

Maybe this is the problem with financials today. Injections are harsh and can hurt — I know I close my eyes whenever the doctor calls for an injection.

Maybe the Fed should try “pouring” some liquidity? My servants frequently pour hot water on my hair when I take my daily bath — it feels quite relaxing. There are so many options with liquidity. What about “stirring”, “folding”, or “squirting” liquidity into the markets? Ben…if something isn’t working, don’t just repeat yourself. Try a new method!

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  1. To The Hilt
    December 14th, 2007 | 11:49 am

    I think liquidity should be sprayed.

    Think hot blonde with a hose next to a sweet mustang.

  2. jake
    December 14th, 2007 | 12:08 pm

    i concur

  3. who-what
    December 14th, 2007 | 12:18 pm

    sometimes they “pump” liquidity. boy do i like it when they do that. getting pumped is the best.

  4. jimmy
    December 14th, 2007 | 1:25 pm

    liquidity is ladled.

  5. Methinks
    December 14th, 2007 | 5:56 pm

    I like the pumping idea. The Fed can pump two things – liquidity and inflation. Cool.

  6. Ignatius
    December 14th, 2007 | 6:06 pm

    What if we adjust it to “hot beef liquidity injection”? As in, “Ben Bernanke soothed investors today with another one of his famous…”

  7. born to lose
    December 14th, 2007 | 6:42 pm

    They should “baste” liquidity. That will keep the markets moist.

  8. Charlie McDanger
    December 14th, 2007 | 7:14 pm

    If Bernanke tried that line on Maria Bartaromo at a cocktail party, do you think she’d swallow it?

  9. jag
    December 15th, 2007 | 12:31 am

    I hear Maria Bartiromo prefers to take liquidity on her face.

  10. Lord
    December 15th, 2007 | 2:22 pm

    Anoint just doesn’t connote the bounty of it, but I like flood, or particularly gush.

  11. December 16th, 2007 | 11:46 pm

    Love, not liquidity, comes in spurts.

    But if I were shifting from punk rock to porn, I would suggest that the Fed since at least October 17th (arguably 10/10) has been making a liquidity bukkake film. And someone is going to have to clean up afterwards…