Long Ken Lay’s Life
by Johnny Debacle
Let’s just say that while Ken Lay’s life may be trading near zero, but that a death this conveniently timed is no death at all but instead the perfect ruse to escape, fly to Rio for face-changing plastic surgery and a retreat to a lair he built in the caves of the Spanish Pyrenees with $100mm’s he has tucked away over the years. In fact, the Ken Lay that died may not actually be Ken Lay, but instead a genetic doppelganger created with technology from Project Helix. We saw this on Alias one time, so it’s a proven tech.
Recommendation: Alive!
genetic doppleganger? lol. maybe just madam tussaud. you don’t think her joint sold for several billion because people like to see waxed up movie stars…did you?