The Jitters

by Johnny Debacle

Guy #1: Subprime?
Guy #2: Subprime?
Guy #1: Subprime.
Guy #2: Jitters.
Guy #1: Exposure?
Guy #2: Subprime Jitters.
Guy #2: No, CONTAGION.
Guy #1: But the expected loss on all residential subprime loans is de minimis to the greater economy.
Guy #2: Liquidity. And contagion.
Guy #1: Oh. Fuck.
Guy #2: Commercial paper.
Guy #1: The end.

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  1. August 15th, 2007 | 12:09 pm

    Loved the news articles yesterday about the Citi research note put out by Sanford Bernstein. Headlines blaring about a potential $1 billion loss from subprime exposure. Buried at bottom: analyst rates Citi a strong buy with a 12-month price target 50% higher than current price.

  2. August 16th, 2007 | 9:45 am

    Hysterical . . . I have to link . . .

  3. Patrick
    August 16th, 2007 | 9:27 pm

    Dear Mr. Juggles,

    Can you confirm that you will paying a fourth quarter dividend? Can you quantify your exposure to the credit markets?

    Love and best wishes and gay love,