March 14, 2007
Pink Products for Woman Drivers
The WSJ had an article which referenced several “Pink Dollar” products aimed at woman drivers such as pleasingly scented lavender tires and no-slip brake pedals for driving in hooker heels. The list neglected several other “Pink Dollar” products which are at least in a preliminary stage of development and should come to market within 5 years.
- Special steering wheels equipped with speakers, a wireless connection and a gossip feed so women can stay up to date with what matters most. MSRP $150.
- Pink car bows, for prettying up the car, making it “cute” and shit. MSRP $300.
- Token love interest for the car to keep the woman interested in it even though it doesn’t fit in the plot at all. MSRP $Unicorn.
- “How to Drive with only 33% of the Brain of a Man”* MSRP $18.99.
- A man to do the driving for you. MSRP $Free, but subscription costs 4 BJs per month