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1. How to Say All Their Money is Gone
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5. The Ring of Greenspan
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7. Vegetable Arbitrage
   

Top Articles from the Third Quarter

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Top Articles from the Second Quarter

1. Vertizontal Consolidation
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3. 2×2 Matrix: Less is More
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6. Critical Mass Supplier
7. Kaiser Falcon Eyes

Note that the financials below are unaudited and may contain non-GAAP measures. All numbers comply with Seldom Accepted Accounting Principles (SAAP).

Unaudited Financial Results for FY’07
Income Statement

Contextual CPC Revenue $861
CPA Revenue $236
Static Ad Revenue $2483
Other Revenue $84
Total Revenue $3668

Cost of Sales $78
SAAP Income $3437

Balance Sheet

Cash $2914
Accounts Receivable $463
Inventory $0.00
Prepaid Marketing/Hosting/Reg $142
Accounts Payable $0

Cash Flow Statement

Operating Cash Flow $3146
Capex $0.00
Dividends $X.00

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Past Results (due to our reliance on SAAP, previous unaudited financial results are not reliable)

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