If Only Water Wasn’t So Fattening
by Mr JugglesThis will work as there is a definitive unmet market here:

Recommendation: Formulated with a unique mix of nothing at all, Diet Water is a compelling sell to health conscious consumers who are weary of being force-fed waters that aren’t not dripping with no calories. Now they have a healthy alternative that allows them to consume as much water as they want without gaining any weight. Long diet water. Porkers and women will buy anything, even if it’s nothing. In fact, they will frequently pay a premium for products with high levels of nothing content.
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“Porkers and women will buy anything, even if it’s nothing.”
Best quote ever.