August 1, 2008
On Turning Three
Long or Short turned three earlier this week. Three is an interesting age, when you are just getting confident on your feet, forming words and sentences with rapidly increasing complexity, and, if in China and female, celebrating the third year anniversary of your drowning death. As we become literate and eventually attend pre-school, I hope you will bear with us, all the way through the awkward future tween years that lurk ahead. Then you can pretend you aren’t our parents and leave us at a Bangladeshi train stop to be sold into slavery or consumed by anthropomorphic global warming induced rising sea levels.
Regardingly,
The LoS Staff