Buy Your GF Flowers Now. Get It Done.
by Mr JugglesSeriously it’s getting ridiculous. Valentine’s Day is less than two weeks away. Do you want to die alone? No? Then hedge your flower exposure immediately.
If you fail to get these flowers, and your gf breaks up with you, you can no longer cheat on her with your mistress. And if your girlfriend AND your mistress dump you, you won’t be able to cheat on them with the eastern european escorts your firm supplies you with. Think about that. Get it done.
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Send to home or to [magazine ad sales] office?
Magazine ad sales office is the dominant move. Higher indirect benefits to you as a signal to her coworking female assets (e.g. potential acquisitions).
Juggles – not to be a nerd but to be a nerd: “eg” means “for example”, what you really want here is “ie” which means “that is”. Suttle and/but meaningless difference.
Never undermine me in public again, Kaiser. Never. Or I will “suttley” crush you.
Didn’t mean to cause a rehashing of familial differences. Preesh the info though.
And I just caught the “suttle” Bummer Kaiser, you almost made a point there.
Im very fonetic. it’s a higher form of spelling.
I’m a phonophobe.
Really Kyzer Edamomay?
The Corner is home to some of my best (and worst) memories.
Also, Mr Juggles, I’m fairly surprised you haven’t started on the “Make Dinner Reservations for yur gf now. Do It.” campaign. Seems to be me there would be substantial top and bottom-line synergies with the Flowers campaign
If we could monetize it, we’d do it. But as it is, we can’t. How could we be adding value to our customers if we aren’t getting paid for it? It’s obviously not helpful to our customers, so it won’t be the focus for an upcoming Sell-Out Saturday.