Buy Your GF Flowers Now. Get It Done.

by Mr Juggles

Seriously it’s getting ridiculous. Valentine’s Day is less than two weeks away. Do you want to die alone? No? Then hedge your flower exposure immediately.

If you fail to get these flowers, and your gf breaks up with you, you can no longer cheat on her with your mistress. And if your girlfriend AND your mistress dump you, you won’t be able to cheat on them with the eastern european escorts your firm supplies you with. Think about that. Get it done.

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POSTED: 02/3/07 1:41 PM
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  1. The Corner
    February 5th, 2007 | 10:05 am

    Send to home or to [magazine ad sales] office?

  2. Mr Juggles
    February 5th, 2007 | 10:08 am

    Magazine ad sales office is the dominant move. Higher indirect benefits to you as a signal to her coworking female assets (e.g. potential acquisitions).

  3. Kaiser Edamame
    February 5th, 2007 | 12:49 pm

    Juggles – not to be a nerd but to be a nerd: “eg” means “for example”, what you really want here is “ie” which means “that is”. Suttle and/but meaningless difference.

  4. Mr Juggles
    February 5th, 2007 | 12:51 pm

    Never undermine me in public again, Kaiser. Never. Or I will “suttley” crush you.

  5. The Corner
    February 5th, 2007 | 1:23 pm

    Didn’t mean to cause a rehashing of familial differences. Preesh the info though.

  6. The Corner
    February 5th, 2007 | 1:24 pm

    And I just caught the “suttle” Bummer Kaiser, you almost made a point there.

  7. Kaiser Edamame
    February 6th, 2007 | 3:52 am

    Im very fonetic. it’s a higher form of spelling.

  8. Mr Juggles
    February 6th, 2007 | 8:57 am

    I’m a phonophobe.

  9. The Corner
    February 6th, 2007 | 9:51 am

    Really Kyzer Edamomay?

  10. PBateman
    February 6th, 2007 | 7:14 pm

    The Corner is home to some of my best (and worst) memories.

  11. PBateman
    February 6th, 2007 | 7:53 pm

    Also, Mr Juggles, I’m fairly surprised you haven’t started on the “Make Dinner Reservations for yur gf now. Do It.” campaign. Seems to be me there would be substantial top and bottom-line synergies with the Flowers campaign

  12. Mr Juggles
    February 7th, 2007 | 8:27 am

    If we could monetize it, we’d do it. But as it is, we can’t. How could we be adding value to our customers if we aren’t getting paid for it? It’s obviously not helpful to our customers, so it won’t be the focus for an upcoming Sell-Out Saturday.