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Melissa Moody Does Greece, or Rather a Greek

Published on April 4, 2012 by in Research

Greece Previous Rating Greece: BFFAE (Best Friends Forever and Ever) New Rating Greece: Whore Ratings Rationale: Just when you think you found the one, you realize that the one is not…the one. He was so hot. A beautiful specimen. OMG, he was a god, a Greek God, an actual Greek God. He went by Helios.

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Melissa Moody’s Ratings Alternative: The United States

Published on June 16, 2009 by in Research

The United States Government Previous Rating: BFFAE New Rating: BFFBAS There has been so MUCH gossipy chatter about those other rating agencies (not mentioning names, but Moodys, S&P and that Fitch Bitch) and whether they should or would downgrade the credit rating of our country, the United States of America. But no one has asked

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Melissa Moody’s Ratings Alternative Alert: OMG OMG OMG

Lehman (NYSE: LEH) Washington Mutual (NYSE: WM) Previous Rating LEH: BFFLAF New Rating LEH: ? Previous Rating WM: BFFLAF New Rating WM: ? Has anyone seen Lehman (NYSE: LEH) or WaMu (NYSE: WM)??? I am so worried about my girls, I can’t find them anywhere and they are not picking up their cell. So the

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Melissa Moody’s Ratings Alternative: Citigroup

Citigroup (NYSE: C) Previous Rating: BFFBAS New Rating: Whore Ratings Rationale: Some people can pull off doing everything. Student government, head of the cheerleading squad, phi beta kappa, kappa kappa gamma, Big Sister, 4.0 GPA, pep squad, dance squad, hybrid pep-dance squad, dance team, song girl, TA, model, campus tour guide, designated driver, cocaine addict

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Melissa Moody’s Ratings Alternative

Hey everyone! It’s me, Melissa Moody…not that other Moody’s you have been reading about. Actually that’s why I’m here I’m just so sick and tired of that other Moody! Their ratings stink, and they don’t know nearly as much as I do about debt, it’s true, I’m maxed out on 4 out of 7 credit

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