Do not bet against Rocky

by Mr Juggles

Rocky is going to win his fight against Mason Dixon. Do not bet against him. I made this mistake when he fought Clubber Lang; I thought wow Clubber looks much tougher and bigger and meaner and faster than Rocky, there is no way that Rocky can win. Don’t fall for it — this fight is fixed.

Rocky Balboa may be 5’8″, 60 years old, speech impeded and not really a boxer, and his opponent may be Mason “The Line” Dixon, a guy who was recently the light heavyweight champion of the world and who kicked Roy Jones’ ass, but Rocky will win this fight. Or he will at least not die. To be safe, I am rating Rocky a “Do not buy” in this fight.

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  1. December 15th, 2006 | 11:30 am

    Plus the kid that plays Rocky’s son is in Heroes, and can fly, and was in the Gilmore Girls as the bad-ass kid with a chip on his shoulder and a heart of gold. How can you beat that team?