Foreign Exchange Rates for Humans

by Johnny Debacle
  • 15 Gazan Palestinians = 2 kidnapped Israeli soldiers or approximately 1/100th of a young white Alabman woman
  • 0.5 young white Alabman women = 5mm Rwandans
  • 1 Princess Di is worth 1.25 Africas
  • 500 Darfurians are worth approximately 2 US soldiers
  • 150,000 South Asian tsunami victims are worth 1800 Southeastern US hurricane victims
  • 1 JonBenet Ramsey = .738 Elizabeth Smarts
  • 10 US hostages = cargo plane full of “defensive arms”
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