How Much You’re Worthicus
by Surname T Legacy
I descend from a lineage that can be traced back to the Roman Empire, a time when men were men, women were women, and, sometimes, boys were women too. My forefather kept a meticulous journal on valuation of everything ancient Roman, knowing that such a journal would be a helpful guide the economic choices that his descendants would face over the next several millennia. In my family, it has been a masculine tradition to keep similar logs of economic thought and financial analysis. I will from time to time share with you relevant passages from these Legacy records.
From my forefather, Cornelius Scipio Flipio (translated from the original latin):
On Valuing The Plebs
You, plebs, I have need to ascribe upon you a value. This is the way I would do such a thing as that.
First Question: How are your teeth?
Second Question: Can you pull a plow?
Third: SalaryAdd a 10% premium to your salary for good teeth; add a 15% premium for plow ability. Lastly, it is required that I then do a DCF on that number. That is your number. That is what I would pay for you. You are an asset, and I do not even have concern about your humanity, but I only have concern about what I would pay for you. That is the way in which I see you.
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This is just F**** pathetic.
Throwing dollar bills at the poor is just so 90’s.
What is pathetic? Your 2 cents, were worth less than a halfpenny.
LoS recommends a defensive posture toward halfwits.
Fine let me put it this way
I am long LoS but massively short How Much You’re Worthicus…
Juggles you are better than this.
We detest comments section on other sites which just become “This is not as good as your last one!” or “Retarded” which boil to being a list of air pooplets.
If you are going to say little, at least say it hilariously. Otherwise, think “am I really adding value?” or “would someone be glad they clicked through to read my comment?”
Also I didn’t write this and I assure you, I am MUCH better than this and than he, because he sucks and is ***** pathetic.
Remarkable. I know this is MBA-land, and all of you human and not cloven-hoofed, but that is *exactly* how law firms determine associate terms & conditions.
Except for the “quality of life” oriented firms that provide sleeping rooms, daycare for children legitimate and il-, and a boss that wants to sleep with you. They provide that stuff because of teh caringnessess, and because they love you. In a dropped-the-soap-in-the-prison-shower kind of way.
i found this e-mazing. the e is because we’re on the internet, man it’s good to be here.