It’s Direktanlage Wednesday!

by Mr Juggles

Everyone post your insider information in the comments section of this post. There is no way the SEC will find out about us this time! Make sure your comments follow our specific Direktanlage Trader checklist as outlined below.

Comments must:

  • Contain insider information that will let us reap fraudulent (and likely abstract) profits.
  • Be highly illegal.
  • Be sourced from a Croatian, German, Russian or someone of evil descent.
  • Give guidance on alleged inside-trader Monika Vujovic, who we have conveniently marked with our insider trading lasso: I would share way more than 50% of the “fraudulent proceeds” with her; further analysis is pending.

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