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I just want to reiterate my Long. Reiterated.
Definitely should go long on the male weakness for attractive females. Potential takeovers pending.
That sector is overbought though, hence our Girl-on-Girl analysis. But to play devil’s advocate, she doesn’t even have to be attractive so much as Croatian and into sexual war crimes in bed.
Word on the street is LSE is being acquired by A/X to form a unique blend of fashion boutique and £ denominated securities.
Monica is Meh. I like senorita number 2 in the red on the left. Her come hither pose says “You don’t know what’s under this red dress and somethings you can’t unsee.”