Long: Death Squad Start-ups

by Julia Mezzanine Tranche

Dedicated to providing our readers with the bloody edge of globally diverse venture opportunities, our recent research has revealed that multiple opportunities in the “Death Squad Start Up” business exist. This research supersedes our recent recommendations in the armed piracy sector.

Start up costs are extraordinarily small, given the strength of the U.S. Dollar in the region and the low cost of critical hardware (RPGs, AK-47 models, etc.) many of which are obtainable via salvage efforts at local weapons caches and abandoned armories. Triple digit IRRs with high liquidity are easily obtainable. (Our model shows a 355% IRR in Year 2).

A sample P&L for a typical venture is attached.

Death Squad Startup P&L

References: Build your own Iraqi Police Squad for a Little Cash
Recommendation: Long Death Squad Startups; think Piratery but with more murder and less rum.

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